Harry Potter Fans Warn Against Dangers of the Bible

“A number of concerned British Harry Potter fans have spoken out against the Bible, claiming that the holy text of the Christian Church can cause serious damage to children…. The tales of Jesus turning water into wine are fairly harmless, but there is a serious risk of children drowning if they try to walk on water….”  —Harry Potter Fans Warn Against Dangers of the Bible (Satire from The Chaser)