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CNN Sucks

“CNN sucks. It’s not even news anymore; it’s entertainment. I was trying to watch the news the other day when I decided to turn on CNN and 45 minutes later I came away with the following facts: Actress Winona Ryder has been charged with shop lifting. It’s shark week on the Discovery Channel. The world consists of America and Iraq. President Bush is still an idiot. The Rolling Stones are…

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I am Better Than Your Kids

“If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels. These pictures suck; I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can spell, do math and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior…

"Petticoat Discipline" and Little Lord Fauntleroy

A student writes: “I heard about a concept from one of my friends called ‘petticoat discipline.’ Supposedly, it was used in the Victorian/Edwardian era. Apparently, the idea is that when a boy (or even a full grown man) is misbehaving himself, he would be dressed up as either a baby or a little girl (or made to appear more effeminate) as a form of discipline. I guess with the adult…