The Poetry of D. H. Rumsfeld

The Digital Revolution
Oh my goodness gracious,
What you can buy off the Internet
In terms of overhead photography!

A trained ape can know an awful lot
Of what is going on in this world,
Just by punching on his mouse
For a relatively modest cost!

— Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld

The Poetry of D. H. RumsfeldSlate)

An amusing compilation of quotes from Rumsfeld, formatted by Hart Seely to look like free verse.