Bush Asks Congress for $30 Billion To Help Fight War On Criticism

“If the funding is approved, the Bush Administration will act swiftly to shore up numerous areas of vulnerability. Among the actions: ensuring that the White House is defended against verbal snipers, safeguarding the president’s past illicit actions from biographical weapons, and sealing off the largest sources of domestic criticism by securing and patrolling the nation’s newsrooms.” —Bush Asks Congress for $30 Billion To Help Fight War On Criticism (The Onion)