Now soliciting proposals for projected philosophical anthology on any aspect of The Onion, America’s leading satirical newspaper. Brief, informal proposals are welcome at this stage. Submit to Graham Harman at firstname.lastname@example.org (deadline for initial proposals is October 31, 2003) —Philosophy and The Onion (APA)
ARRGH! I have way too much to do… way, way too much to do. Back away from the keyboard, Dennis! Stop!