============================================================= __ __ ___ _______ ___ | | | |/ / | ____| / \ | | | ' / | |__ / ^ \ | | | < | __| / /_\ \ | | | . \ | |____ / _____ \ |__| |__|\__\ |_______| /__/ \__\ ============================================================= IKEA WALKTHROUGH v2.3.1 =============================================================IKEA is a fully immersive, 3D environmental adventure that allows you to role-play the character of someone who gives a shit about home furnishings. In traversing IKEA, you will experience a meticulously detailed alternate reality filled with garish colors, clear-lacquered birch veneer, and a host of NON-PLAYER CHARACTERS (NPCs) with the glazed looks of the recently anesthetized. --IKEA Walkthrough v2.3.1 (The Morning News)
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