There is a methamphetamine lab here!

Below
the Sinkhole

You
are about 75 feet into the cave. There is a dim light at the east of
the passage.

There is a methamphetamine lab here!

>EXAMINE LAB
Nothing extravagant about average for this area. You see some
cookware, solvents, and acids. Looks like someone has just finished
cooking.

>_

There is a methamphetamine lab here! (Bowling Green Daily News)

OK, for those who don’t get it — this news story about a meth lab found in a cave made me think of the classic game “Colossal Cave Adventure,” which I’m researching in prepraration for a conference in a few weeks.