Klingon Fairy Tales

“Goldilocks Dies With Honor at the Hands of the Three Bears” —Klingon Fairy Tales (McSweeney)

Silly. Making the rounds of the Net. I actually like “Other Poll Questions That May One Day Appear on an Unnamed Internet News Website, Given Its Recently Asked Question “Have You Ever Been in an Accident Involving a Plane?” Following the Air France Crash.” and “Fish Names That Sound Like Unfortunate 7th-Graders” better.