Gotta Ditch the Fanny Pack, Dude

Fanny Pack

This is great if you’re trying to create a singularity of pure geekness that will open up a portal to an alternate universe where they’re still making episodes of Reboot. But if there are even two working neurons in the style portion of your brain, the same neurons that explained that Mr. T’s haircut won’t look as good on you, then you’re going to want to pass on this one. On the other hand, if you’ve burned those neurons out through years of cosplay, more power to you. Just don’t stand near me. —Lore Sjöberg Gotta Ditch the Fanny Pack, Dude (Wired)

Ditch the fanny pack?

Over my cold, dead, fanny.

Update: My sister just threatened me with this.