ATTENTION UNAUTHORIZED ADVERTISERS…

All those who post unauthorized advertisements, trackback links or pingback links for the purpose of advertising or search engine result position placement benefits, hereby grant to Edward Mitchell and Common Sense Technology a royalty free license to all intellectual property contained on the web site to which you have linked beginning from the date your first such unauthorized comment was posted for a period of 75 years. In consideration of the free Internet ad space that you would have otherwise stolen from me, you agree to compensate me by granting a license to use all material on the linked web site without attribution or credit given to you. —ATTENTION UNAUTHORIZED ADVERTISERS… (Common Sense Technology)

Well, that’s one way to deal with comment and trackback spam.