Posted by Dennis G. Jerz on January 23, 2001 12:00 AM | No Comments | Link to here ∴
"Dead-tissue reanimation, projected in the 1980s to be standard medical practice by 2001, won't be possible for at least another decade, scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology's Mad Science Research Center announced Monday." Satire from The Onion.

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