Spokesman Richard Boucher confirmed Monday that [US Secretary of State Colin] Powell had indeed appointed [James] Brown to be the first US "secretary of soul and foreign minister of funk" but said the job description for the post had not yet been drawn up. --Powell 'appoints' soul legend James Brown to new diplomatic postYahoo/AFP)And yet again, life imitates The Onion
"The time has come to face facts: To move forward, we've got to get on up, and stay on the scene, like a sex machine," said Brick House Majority Leader James Brown (G-GA), one of getting on up's most vocal supporters. "Say it loud: Only when we have gotten up offa that thing will we, as a nation, finally get back on the good foot."
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