April 2004 Archive Page

An online survey of 2,755 musicians and songwriters shows they are quite divided in their opinions about the impact of music file sharing by Internet users. There is no clear consensus regarding the effects of online file-sharing on artists.

Some 35% of this sample agree with the statement that file-sharing services are not bad for artists because they help promote and distribute an artist'swork; 23% agree with the statement that file-sharing services are bad for artists because they allow people to copy an artist'swork without permission or payment. And 35% of those surveyed agree with both statements. --Preliminary results of survey of musicians (Pew Internet & American Life Project)

As always with Pew, the full document is in PDF (boo!).

How would you feel if a group of people (who aren't associated with the IRS) just offhandedly decided that it was all right for them to steal one-tenth of your yearly income because they felt that what you did for a living wasn't really work, and you made all kinds of money from the advance anyway, and it's information and all information should be free, or whatever bullsh*t justification they use to anchor their highly selective form of morality? (And have you ever noticed that most of these Neolithic dipsh*ts who claim that "...all information should be free..." are usually in the process of shelling out or paying back tens of thousands of dollars for a college education so they can have a goddamn piece of paper to hang on their wall to show that they know what they're talking about because they've Got. A. Degree!? Talk about your "Never the twain shall meet...") --Gary A. Braunbeck --Of Awards, A**holes, and Assorted Aggravations: Part Two  (It was Already Broke When I Got Here)

Braunbeck teaches in Seton Hill University's Writing Popular Fiction program. What must be extremely infuriating is that it's the very people who enjoy what he writes that are taking money out his pocket.

A book that costs $7 earns him about sixty cents. The rationalization behind file-sharing is that rich publishing companies don't need all that money -- but, Braunback argues, starving artists (the vast majority of creative types) do.

Still, for every sixty cents that a file-stealer doesn't pay Braunbeck, a publisher is out $6.40. One imagines his publisher should be the one tracking down violators, but it sounds like Braunbeck is the one who's taking the time to do that. It's the publisher that can afford to give the modest advance that a writer might be able to live off of while churning out the book -- publishers are the patrons of the modern age, and are thus extremely important. But playing the sympathy card is difficult when fans see just how little of the book's cost actually goes to the author -- I'm not sure that somebody who's already decided to download a book and save $7 is going to reverse his opinion once he knows how much Braunbeck depends upon the 8% of that figure that he will get... and simply talking the consumer into sending sixty cents of guilt money Braunbeck's way is not going to solve the problem (because if the publisher doesn't make money on Braunbeck's next book, then it won't ask him to write another one).

Apple's iTunes is a good idea, in that it brings the cost of individual songs down into the realm of impulse purchases. There isn't big money in short fiction, at least not on the scale of pop music.

I do think Braunbeck is too dismissive of online culture and of academics who study it -- but this is perhaps just my emotional reaction to his emotional reaction. Since I'm not a fiction author, I'm more likely to be stung by his attack on academics than I am to be affirmed by his defense of fiction authors.

At any rate, I was teaching a class in "Writing for the Internet" the week Napster was closed down. One of the avid file-downloaders in that class was a music major. I asked her to imagine that she was good enough to be hired at a few gigs a month, had a CD or two that she was trying to sell, and the income from those CDs were just enough to be considering quitting her full time job and trying to make it as a professional musician -- and the day after she quits, somebody starts making unauthorized copies of her songs available on the Internet for free. Then somebody remixes one of her songs, using samples taken from a superstar's album, and the lawyers from that superstar tell her she's being sued for misusing their intellectual property. Now she not only has to scrabble to get her old day job back, but she has to fight a legal battle and pay bills. Now the music that she loves goes from being a source of income to an expense.

I don't know whether my little parable got that student to change her ways, but I could see she never really thought of it that way before.

I sympathize with Braunbeck, since the same file-sharing culture is also challenging the educational system. When I was a grad student, I knew an undergrad who would buy one of those big honking expensive Chemistry textbooks, and photocopy all the pages that were assigned in the professor's syllabus. This was before the advent of color photocopiers, so he would tear out the pages with color graphs, and then return the book to the bookstore.

Today I'm sure it's much cheaper for students to do a similar thing on the color scanner in the computer lab, and print the pages on the lab printer, all for "free". If universities were more progressive about rewarding faculty who produced quality online work, then more instructors would be able to find better work online; they would rely less on big honking $100 textbooks. Some schools, reacting to the cost of rooting through student computers for illegal file sharing networks, and paying lawyers to handle the lawsuits, have instead offered subscriptions to legal file-sharing services as part of dorm fees. That sounds like an excellent recruiting tactic, and a pro-active response to a problem that won't go away just because people stamp their feet about it.

While I'm not aware of the precise identity of the "Neolithic dipsh*ts" to which Braunbeck refers, I do think that academics who advocate the open source philosophy are thinking about the long-term benefits to society. The open source philosophy attempts to subvert the tragedy of the commons -- the human tendency for the individual to take more than his or her fair share, eventually leading to the depletion of common resources and the destruction of a way of life. Those who take art without paying for it are taking proportionally more money from the lowly artists, who rely more heavily on individual sales (rather than, say, Britney Spears, whose music is completely incidental to her celebrity).

Ending months of speculation, search engine company Google plans to float by selling $2.7 billion worth of shares in an online share auction. --Google files for IPO (Internet Magazine)

Because she does all of her teaching online, Ms. Achterhof can handle many more courses, at many more colleges, than she could face to face. She is an adjunct professor of business and management at four institutions, in three states, moving among her teaching duties with the click of a mouse while her black Labrador lies curled at her feet. She hardly ever sees a campus, spending much of her time at home here in a 100-year-old cottage next to a small lake. --Dan Carnevale --Part-time professors, in demand, fill many distance-education faculties (Chronicle)

My last two classes talked me into holding class outside today. There wasn't much we could really accomplish, especially during the evening class (which was supposed to run until a few minutes ago, but I let 'em out a half hour early -- sshh, don't tell my boss). Last term I started a ritual of snapping a picture of my class on the last day... I'm not sure what it accomplishes, but it gives a good sense of closure. (It never feels right saying good-bye to a class when I'm about to hand out the final exam.)

Almost done...

Discuss William Gibson's Pattern Recognition. In-class activity: find a partner. Inspect what he or she is wearing or carrying, and write down every brand name you can spot. We will collate the results and vote on what is, or isn't "cool."

Brand Name	Cool rating?
VICTORIA SECRET	14+
Advil	14
Hanes	13
Adidas	12
Smackers	12
Eclipse	11
Twix	11
Blistex	11
Bath & Body	11
nike	10
Old Navy	10
Wal Mart	10
Bic	9
Listerine	9
Nickelodian	9
Orbits	9
SHU	9
Visa	9
Skechers	9
Big Red	8
Express	8
Giant Eagle Ad Car	8
Jansport	8
Juicy Fruit	8
Maybelline	8
Panasonic	8
roxy	8
Steve Madden	8
Verizon	8
Kohls	8
American Eagle	7
CoverGirl	7
Dino's	7
ETNIES	7
Extra	7
FOSSIL	7
MUDD	7
Nine West	7
Aquafina	6
Lerner	6
Ralph Lauren	6
Relic	6
Trident	6
Wrigleys	6
Extra	6
Altoids	5
Emily the strange	5
No Boundaries	5
BASIC	4
Paper Mate	4
PB	4
TIMBERLAND	4
Kay Jewelers	4
Aeropostale	3
Fashion Bug	3
George	3
Hillfiger	3
HURLEY	3
Jerzee	3
National City	3
Nokia	3
Tachikara	3
Tilt	3
Vaseline	3
Bad cat	2
clairs	2
J. JILL	2
Jeffrey Bean	2
Nextel	2
ROSE ART	2
Kyocera	2
Legend	2
K-mart	2
EB TEK	1
License	1
Micron	1
Northwest Territory	1
OPI	1
Pilot	1
Swerve	1
ULTRA BLEND	1
Unisoly	1
Virgin mobile	1
Athletic Works	0
Atlantic	0
Jerz	0
C.E. George	0
Canyon River Blues	0
East Port	0
Ed White Basics	0
Jostens	0
Modern Book	0
Motorola	0
Shop n Save	0
Uniball	0
wccc	0
Maxell	0
Cartier	-1

Cool Hunting at Seton Hill UniversityJerz's Literacy Weblog)

though Limbaugh is wrong to decide that video games are entirely like other games, his comparison opens up interesting possibilities for anyone wanting to develop a theory of video games as a medium because it suggests that any such theory ought to deal with both sides of video gaming's cultural history. Though many readers in English departments will be more comfortable with the expressive aspects of games that essentially resemble those of more familiar forms like film or literature (even as they may be suspicious of the right of any popular medium to claim for itself the relevance of those forms), the present seems an opportune time for expanding the range of what literary and cultural study might do with new media. --Hayot and Wesp --Reading Game/Text: EverQuest, Alienation, and Digital Communities  (Postmodern Culture)

About 45 percent of all faculty members are now part-timers. Each year thousands of people with new doctorates in fields like history and English fail to find the tenure-track jobs they are chasing. In English, for instance, fewer than half of the new Ph.D.'s win tenure-track jobs initially, according to the Modern Language Association.

When confronted with those numbers, the apologists, as the Invisible Adjunct calls them, maintain that there will always be jobs for the good ones. --Scott Smallwood --Disappearing Act (Chronicle)

In Dragon's Looking Glass world, inanimate objects speak in tongues; cups, saucers, hammers, and styrofoam are endowed with the gift of speech; and the babble of a brook is literal, not metaphorical. It's personification (and heteroglossia) taken to an extreme. It strikes me that this peculiar propensity for hearing the cacophony of voices in anything capable of generating friction has potential artistic application. I think of the sounds of a painting or etching or collage coming into being: fresh paint slapped with the flick of the brush onto taut canvas, acid eating away at a metal plate, paper torn and cut and pasted. Filtered through Dragon, these sonic waves become the choral voices of the atelier. --Unnaturally Speaking (accidentals and substantives)

Here's the text Dragan thought it heard when the author colored a plastic plate with marker strokes:

With the bus to distance business assistance assistance with the only if the Pentagon and I think about that the think about that did it did that it with the submitted to think that the independent and that defendant at that it with the independent independent attempt to that defendant at the event of the equipment

Link via MGK.

A Tree-Mail 'Thank You'Jerz's Literacy Weblog)

You're very welcome, Kirsten!

On Instructional Technology and Face-to-Face InteractionJerz's Literacy Weblog)

Under the guidelines, which go into effect in the fall for Princeton's 4,600 undergraduates, faculty are expected to restrict the number of A's to 35 percent in undergraduate courses; for junior and senior independent work, the percentage receiving A's will be capped at 55 percent. --Princeton faculty approves grade-rationing plan (CBS/AP)

--Primetime Cheating (Pedablogue)

Complaints I often hear around campus (our students don't read/write) are turned on their head when we see the kinds of writing circulating around the economy of expression called the Web. Not everyone'sthere yet, but many are; many we don't realize are our the students in first year writing sitting there bored because of some textbook or uninformed instructor asking them to write about ?a controversial issue? or their favorite shirt. Take it to the Web. There you?ll find the bizarre ideas and beliefs many of us hold linked together in Shaviro'simagined connected world (Sci-fi? Life-fi as well). There you will create something to write about. --J Rice --More Blog. Less Talk. (Yellow Dog)

This admission is privately echoed by top players at magazines owned by major publishers, who sometimes cite more lax ad/edit divisions at European magazines as a catalyst. But a jacket showing up in a fashion layout doesn't equal, say, a series of paid-for Cadillac references showing up in a short story that doesn't have the words "special advertising section" topping it, nor a long account of a mountaineering expedition studded with mentions and visuals of the adventurers chowing down on Power Bars. --Jon Fine --Marketers Press for Product Placement in Magazine Text (Ad Age)

While humans are still going to be biased and imperfect no matter the venue, academic articles are supposed to be free from this kind of manipulation, thanks to the peer review process.

Via M. L. O'Brien.

He cried when she showed him photos she had taken of giraffes. Then, in one of his unexplained flashes of clarity, he told Debbie: "I don't want to have Alzheimer's." -- A frank, gripping article by Marsha King --A journey through dementia: Family surrenders to reality  (Seattle Times)

In the 1980s millions of teenagers world-wide would battle dragons armed with just dice, paper and pens. D&D became part of youth sub-culture but as the game celebrates its 30th birthday, is anyone still playing? --Darren Water --Whatever happened to Dungeons and Dragons? (BBC)

The Project's national phone survey of 1,371 adult Internet users conducted between February 3 and March 1, 2004 shows that 14% of online Americans say that at one time in their online lives they downloaded music files, but now they no longer do any downloading. That represents more than 17 million people. However, the number of people who say they download music files increased from an estimated 18 million to 23 million since the Project's November-December 2003 survey. This increase is likely due to the combined effects of many people adopting new, paid download services and, in some cases, switching to lower-profile peer-to-peer file sharing applications. --The State of Music Downloading and File-Sharing Online (Pew Internet & American Life Project)

Colorado-based independent scholar Marie-Laure Ryan, author of Narrative as Virtual Reality and editor, most recently, of Narrative across Media: The Languages of Storytelling, who has offered comments here at GTxA, spoke about the ludology vs. narratology debate, admitting that she was preaching to the converted, not to the heathens...

She took on the anti-narrativst arguments advanced by Aarseth, Eskelinen, Frasca, and Juul and offered convincing answers to them. All right, I admit: I was already convinced. She suggested that a cognitive approach to narrative, which saw story as a world that had characters and objects undertaking meaningful actions, actions that had consequences in a system with rules and laws, was particularly amenable for use in understanding some computer games.

My basic reaction was, Yes! --Nick Montfort --Montfort on Narratology vs. Ludology (Grand Text Auto)

Update: "May all future discussions be both ludolicious and narratasty." --Andrew Stern

PageRank 100. Apparently, his little blog achieved a PageRank of 100. And after a coffee, Josh realized what this must mean. He called up one of his friends, a search engine affiniciado who took computer class. Matt arrived quickly, because he too never saw anything like this, and equally quickly Matt checked the rankings for some words Josh wrote in his blog. He mentioned "dinner", and boom, his site popped up on Google's number one spot for this word. Hundreds of millions of people visiting Google, thousands of them entering "dinner", hundreds of them being transferred to Josh at any second. --Jan Phillip Lenssen

--The PageRank 100 Incident (Google Blogoscoped)

Handwriting Analysis and Fortune Telling

I let him go through his schtick -- which included all sorts of affirming things like I am a resource person for too many people, I've either had a financial opportunity recently or I will soon, and I've recently been having some kind of medical problem in my left knee, or possibly my right shoulder, or somewhere in my back; perhaps it's an old injury or it's a sign of something that will come soon. He then did the same for my wife, and much of what he told her was the same -- probably because the harried looks on our faces as we chased our kids around was pretty much a neon sign that blinked out "I feel overstressed and tired".

When he was done, I told him, "About 30% of what you told me may possibly apply to me, another 50% would apply to anyone you see walking down the street, and the medical stuff about knees and shoulders and backs is completely wrong." Then, feeling like a bit of a jerk (after all, this guy was volunteering his time at St. Vincent's and he wasn't charging anything), I added something like, "... but it was fun to hear what you had to say, thanks for volunteering your time."

There was a line of about four people waiting for their turn, so I left.

Speaker #n will present a statistical analysis of the activity on a student weblog community in order to identify possible correlations which may advance our understanding of the pedagogical value of weblogs. The community is a group of personal blogs, all hosted on the same server and sponsored by the university. Activity on the site will be monitored during the summer break, during which all students will have the ability to continue posting to their blogs.

While most members of this particular community are undergraduates who are required to blog for course credit, but the server does not, at the moment, host any "class blogs". Those students who blog for credit do so on their own personal blogs, where they are given free reign to blog on whatever they wish, in addition to their academic blogging. A small number of faculty and students who are unconnected to the classes where blogging is required nevertheless keep blogs on a voluntary basis. About 5% of the bloggers in the group are responsible for about 50% of the activity on the site, and the voluntary bloggers are well-represented in this list of active users. Preliminary analysis of the ratio between number of posts (top-level entries created by registered bloggers) and comments (brief responses, which can be added to the main entry by any web visitor, including random web surfers) reveals several interesting details: male bloggers wrote less frequently than the female bloggers, but typically attracted more comments per post.

Other areas to examine include the relationship between the blogroll (a sidebar containing a list of a blogger's favorite weblogs) and the classroom seating chart, and the usual computer-assisted textual analysis subjects such as word count, word frequency, and average word length. In order to present this information, an analysis of the peculiar ethics of this particular research situation may prove illuminating. All students who blog for class are informed of the inevitably public nature of their work, which makes the invention of pseudonyms almost pointless (since Google would easily help the curious audience member identify the "real" author of any quoted passage). Information such as average number of posts per month, or average number of comments attracted by each post, is already public (even though only the weblog administrator has push-button access to an up-to-the minute master list). Other factors which may be examined for possible associations include the degree to which the student personalizes the blog templates (leaving it "plain vanilla," modifying it in simple or complex ways), the average number of links per post, and the average number of inbound, on-site, and off-site links per post.

Discovering Metrics for Evaluating an Academic Weblog Community [First Draft of CCCC 2005 Proposal]Jerz's Literacy Weblog)

I was resisting putting in buzzwords such as "emergence" and "network," since I think of this as a practical exploration of just what it is possible to learn once we learn to read all the data that's being encoded in the networks the students form when they link to each other and post comments on each other's blogs.

I can't really come up with a cuter humanities-style title for the paper, not until I've actually got some results to work with.

I was thinking of "Mene, mene, tekel, uparshin," if only to remind me to look for signs that weblogs aren't the heaven-sent answer to every single thing that might possibly be less than perfect in academia.

There is no day on the calendar six months or a year away, when you can say, ?OK, I'm done promoting now, and I can stop.?

Promotion needs to be a significant part of the ongoing work of maintaining your blog.

If I?ve learned one thing in my years working with creative people of all kinds, the vast majority of them want to devote their time to their chosen field -- whether it be writing, painting, sculpture, whatever, and do not want to spend any time promoting. Perversely, they?ll waste a lot of time (and often money) trying to figure out ways to avoid promoting. --Trudy Schuett --Getting Noticed in the Crowded Blogosphere (Wolves)

What do films like Independence Day, Armageddon and X-Men have in common? The answer is that apart from costing millions of dollars to make, they all feature in a new course called Physics in Films that is being taught to students at the University of Central Florida. Costas Efthimiou, the mathematical physicist who teaches the course, believes that non-science students learn more about the fundamentals of physics by studying films and science fiction than they do from more traditional approaches. --Physics Goes to Hollywood (PhysicsWeb)

Crunch Time: Seton Hill Blogs Bursting at the Seams

• Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left York at 6:36 p.m. travelling at 55mph, the other from Peterborough at 4:19 p.m.at a speed of 35mph.
• The plan was simple, like my brother Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
• She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.
• It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

--how not to write metaphors (Schoolzone)

One of them, however, is a faded derivative of Douglas Adams's descripton of the hovering Vogon spaceships: "The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't."

Effie is an old jade of 50 summers, Jessie a frisky filly of 40, and Addie, the flower of the family, a capering monstrosity of 35. Their long, skinny arms, equipped with talons at the extremities, swung mechanically, and soon were waved frantically at the suffering spectators. The mouths of their rancid features opened like caverns and sounds like the wailings of damned souls issued therefrom. They pranced around the stage with a motion that suggested a cross between the danse du ventre and a fox trot, strange creatures with painted faces and hideous mien. Effie is spavined, Addie is knock-kneed and stringhalt, and Jessie, the only one who showed her stockings, has legs without calves, as classic in their outlines as the curves of a broom handle. The misguided fellows who came to see a leg show got their money's worth, for they never saw such limbs before and never will again--outside of a boneyard.

--Articles on the Cherry Sisters (Oldebolt History)

Knowledge is different from capital, and from material goods, in that there is no inherent scarcity to knowledge. A piece of knowledge, once produced, may be replicated almost for free, distributed around the world in the blink of an electron, fed almost as easily to one person as to one billion people. Oh sure, there are some pragmatic issues: knowledge can be expensive to create, and as those of us involved in distance and online learning will attest, distribution is not free. However for the greater good, people in a society - and across societies, in a global society - pool their resources, funding public universities for the production of knowledge, and a public education system for the distribution of knowledge. --Stephen Downes

--Unrest in the Ivory Tower: Privatization of the University (USDLA Journal)

It turns out, in the wider world, that people do not want to spend their time and money (a) meeting someone else's needs, (b) paying for work that doesn't need to be done, (c) not knowing the results, (d) not knowing what is being produced, and (e) more than they can afford. If this is the picture of academia that the traditionalists are defending, then it is doomed, and if by falling it must fall into corporate hands, then their own logic has as its inevitable consequence the privatization of education.

Conseco, which sells life, health and annuity policies to middle-income clients, expected to save millions by moving the work to the world's second-most-populous nation. Instead, the switch was hurt by 9/11, cultural differences and intense pressure to quickly cut costs.--Bill W. Hornaday --Outsourcing didn't pay off for Conseco (IndyStar)

Taking almost 3 years to make, this is the one of a kind 4" scale figure toy that I always wanted, and now I have built it. I just wish I’d had one of these when I was a kid. And for kids this Star Destroyer has been built. The ship is constructed almost entirely of wood and all the parts are quite chunky with nothing small to break off (unless abused). It is approximately 2 metres in length, 1.5 metres wide and 1 metre high, it is rather large but built solidly. Caster wheels on the base allow for easy movement and the top section can be removed for storage and easier transportation. Not for under 3s but great fun to play with from 6 – 60 year olds!

--Huge Imperial Star Destroyer Auction (eBay)

Instead of simply cruising the distant reaches of other worlds in search of alien targets, Red Vs. Blue zeroes in on the small gangs of soldiers and gets into their heads.

"This is what happens when the game's off, basically," said Mike `Burnie' Burns, 31, one of the Red Vs. Blue's creators. "They're chatting away, spending their idle time like the rest of us do, just passing the day away."

And so they do -- gossiping, arguing, strategizing and generally wondering what the heck they're doing out here, in the middle of nowhere, fighting blue guys or red guys for no apparent reason. The comedy, absurdist, military, and oddly bureaucratic, was compared by one critic to the plays of Samuel Beckett. --Spielbergs with a joystick (Toronto Star)

This article also includes a reference to "My Trip to Liberty City," by new media artist Jim Munroe.

Time to get my AARP card, apparently. I'm 22, and I have officially been "ma'am'ed" for the first time. --Donna Hibbs --Ma'amed for Life (Nothing Left to Do but Rant)

Obviously, the two terms should be perfectly balanced...

As a sign of friendliness to a young boy, I might call him "son," but a young girl I would call "sweetheart". Why wouldn't I call her "daughter"?

If I were annoyed with a female stranger who accosted me on the street, I might say, "Look lady, I'm just trying to buy a paper, " but I wouldn't say to a male stranger, "Look, gentleman..." I think that "Look, sir," could come across as patient and respectful, or insolent and aggressive, depending on how I pronounced "sir," but for some reason "Look, lady" is only something I would only use if I had passed a certain level of annoyance -- maybe becuase I worry that I'll sound like Jerry Lewis: "Laady! Hey, laaaady!"

Okay... the offspring-impaired among you may wish to skip to the next paragraph to avoid the upcoming parental sappiness... My son objects when I accidentally call him "sweetheart" becuase he knows I'm doing the "harried parent can't spit out the right name for the kid" thing.... My wife can still call my son "Sweetheart," but he knows my nickname for him is "Mister Boy" (it used to be "Mister Baby"). On the other hand, my wife is more likely to call our 2-year-old daughter "Miss Baby," while I call her "Sweetheart" or "Honey Bunny". I make it a point to try to compliment my daughter on her accomplishments, not just on being "sweet" or "pretty" (though she's undeniably both, to my parental eye).

I wouldn't refer to an annoying female stranger as a "pal" or "buddy," but when the tension level starts rising between me and another male I might find myself reaching for those words (and I'm thinking of a hypothetical "A stranger's umbrella has stabbed me in the back three times in the last thirty seconds while his coffe cup is dripping on my suitcase and he's invading my space and pushing me off balance" kind of thing -- something that would prompt an immediate outburst, not an intellectual disagreement I have with a colleague, or a student who takes a cell phone call in class). These friend-labels form a kind of rough alliance with my rhetorical opponent, as if I am acknowledging that we are both getting annoyed with each other, but that I see value in continuing the conversation. Maybe men have more of a cultural need to remind each other (and ourselves) that we are presently attempting to engage each other in conversation; the lack of continued conversational cues signalling our goodwill may signal that the aggression level will soon rise to the point that insults or fists will be next. But because male/female disagreements operate on a different power structure, the subtleties of that interaction aren't fully represented in the language of blunt confrontation (which probably serves the needs of men, since women can have epic fights with each other just by glaring, snubbing, fake-smiling, etc).

While I like to think I understand the value of gender-neutral language, I can see that I have nevertheless internalized quite a few linguistically encoded cultural message message about gender roles.

Stephenson's immensely creative novel offers a story about the disequilibrium between space and time, about reconstituting subjectivity in a world where geography has conquered history, and about the importance of narrative in the creation of subject positions. In this chapter, we argue that geography's conquest of history defines the struggles over culture, identity, subjectivity, and power that drive the events in The Diamond Age. There's an intriguing parallel between the future Stephenson imagines and the direction of current intellectual debates over culture, identity politics, and the subject in postmodern society. We doubt Stephenson himself is particularly concerned with these debates; indeed, we hope he's not. But The Diamond Age can be read as a cautionary tale, revealing the excesses of postmodern culturalism, and the dangers of denying history its role in shaping revolutionary and liberating subjectivities in the face of a global techno-power that has marshaled geography in its conquest of history. The chapter proceeds with a brief discussion of the "spatial turn" in social and cultural theory, before turning to a more detailed recounting of the novel itself. Engaging the text, we hope to show the problematic aspects of Stephenson's hyper-spatialized world--both in terms of individual subjectivity and social relations--and the events in the novel whereby struggles with power, and struggles over subjectivity, lead to ruptures in the spatial logic that secures the control of technology, opening the way for a freedom-seeking subject.

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The narrative of the Primer can be read as a call to action for Nell, an enabling force for the formation of a freedom-seeking subject that subverts the culturalist, spatialized subjectivities constituted through Stephenson's post-national landscape of claves, tribes, and phyles. But, by the end of the novel, it is clear that the Primer by itself is not a sufficient agent in developing Nell's powerfully emancipated consciousness. The Primer alone cannot account for the woman Nell turns out to be. For, the Primer has been read by two other Vicky girls--Fiona Hackworth and Elizabeth Finkle-McGraw--with totally different results. Fiona ends up seduced by the drummers warren, and Elizabeth checks out of public society altogether with unclear consequences. In all three girls the Primer has introduced its profoundly destabilizing forces, but only Nell is able to channel these forces into meaningful and emancipatory action. Additionally, the Primer has been read by the thousands of abandoned Chinese girls, the "mouse army" that eventually embraces Nell as its queen and paramount leader. In this case, the Primer seems to have merely generated an army of devoted followers. Although the mouse army is composed of exceptionally well-trained fighting girls, there is nothing particularly emancipated about their subjectivities, at least not on the individual level that we find in Nell. --Michael Longan and Tim Oakes --Geography's conquest of history in The Diamond Age Lost in Space: Geographies of Science Fiction)

Why has openness so far been neglected in the field of Composition and Rhetoric? Most likely because until recently, open source has been publicly viewed as the domain of hackers, a fringe movement which has gained recognition as an effective software developmental model only in the last few years; indeed, some in the information technology industry, thanks largely to the success of Linux, now see open source as more effective for creating software than proprietary, closed source production models. The concepts of open access and open content are themselves also fairly new. The open access movement, for example, has gained most of its momentum since the Public Library of Science initiative began in September 2001. Similarly, the latest developments in intellectual property which shape a more gloomy prediction for access to digital texts?for example, the 2002Why has openness so far been neglected in the field of Composition and Rhetoric? Most likely because until recently, open source has been publicly viewed as the domain of hackers, a fringe movement which has gained recognition as an effective software developmental model only in the last few years; indeed, some in the information technology industry, thanks largely to the success of Linux, now see open source as more effective for creating software than proprietary, closed source production models. The concepts of open access and open content are themselves also fairly new. The open access movement, for example, has gained most of its momentum since the Public Library of Science initiative began in September 2001. Similarly, the latest developments in intellectual property which shape a more gloomy prediction for access to digital texts?for example, the 2002 Technology, Education and Copyright Harmonization (TEACH) Act?are so recent that they have yet had opportunity to exit the publication cycle, despite advanced interdisciplinary conversations in electronic venues which have moved beyond the analysis available in Composition and Rhetoric scholarship. --Charlie Lowe --Prospectus: 'The Future Is Open' for Composition Studies: An Alternative Intellectual Property Model for the Digital Age (Cyberdash)

Miners know they have a significant problem when the canary they keep with them stops singing. Hobbyist/part-time programmers are our industry's version of the canary, and they have stopped singing. People who program four to eight hours a week are being cut out of the picture because they can't increase their skills as fast as technology changes. That's a danger signal for the rest of us. We need to address the problems faced by these programmers before we lose their important domain expertise. But we also need to look at the increasing training demands, because it's becoming difficult for any of us to remain competent with technology. --Kathleen Dollard --Save the Hobbyist Programmer (Visual Studio Magazine)

Circle Games and CyberpunkJerz's Literacy Weblog)

In order to dramatize a few key details about the power of networks, while at the same time releasing a little end-of-semester stress, we we cleared tables out of one side of the room, and performed an exercise that I borrowed from an activity that Joe Pino, when he was an MFA drama student at U.Va, inflicted on the cast of the First Year Players' production of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, back in spring, 1987.

Three volunteers went into the hallway, and everyone else stood in a ring; one student, who was the leader, started performing a simple motion -- clapping, tapping, stamping, swaying, pointing, etc., and the idea was that everyone else around the circle would copy the motion and stay in synch. One of the students from the hall stood in the center of the circle, and had to figure out what was going on -- what were the rules? It was really just one simple rule -- follow the leader. The person directly opposite the leader was mistaken for the leader three out of three times, because the leader never introduced a new motion while the person in the center was looking at him/her -- the new motion was always introduced while the person in the center was looking away from the leader, so the person directly opposite the leader (who was naturally watching the student in the center) picked it up first, and the people on either side of the leader picked it up from the person opposite, after which it spread quickly (if the students were paying attention and not giggling, and if the action wasn't too abrupt). At one point, a leader sat down cross-legged on the ground, but this wasn't an action that everyone else was expecting, it couldn't easily be accomplished gradually, and it was unlikely to have been introduced by the student wearing a miniskirt -- so basically that one simple motion easily elimnated half the class as potential candidates for "leader".

I suppose when I introduced the exercise, I over-emphasized kinetic actions, and not other forms of communication. At one point, the leader started giggling, and I was hoping that that would lead to everybody else picking up on that action and feeding her giggling back to her, which (given everyone's basically punchy attutide) would probably have dissolved into self-destructive chaos (which is exactly what happens when the "Drummers" in the novel participate in a kind of computational orgy that leads to one of their members, whose body becomes a central processor, produces so much heat that she burns up).

By the third time, the students were doing such a good job concealing the "rules" from the student in the center that the exercise went on for three times longer before the leader was revealed. We also experimented with changing the rules (I named two leaders on our fourth run), and the exercise prompted a discussion of Western individualsim vs. Eastern Confucianism.

While I had always intended on doing something involving meatspace interaction (rather than the cyberspace variety) as we discuss the ending of the book, it's perhaps fitting that the blogs were down for part of the day -- we used a low-tech medium -- our own bodies -- in order to experience how easy it is to hide in a network (though I'm sure Joe had a different motive in mind).

To viewers, the hourly show appears as one continuous, somewhat overwhelming four-block-long image -- and it's programmed that way by teams of animators who spend as much as four months to create the shows. But what viewers won't be able to see is that the image -- and the "screen" -- is broken down into eight sections, each managed by a separate computer responsible for displaying its portion of the image in sync with the others. --Steve Freiss --Downtown Vegas Sees Big Picture  (Wired)

A lot of designers think that a work is part of a person, that it has come from some mysterious place inside. How it will sell depends on who we are as individuals. But an interesting thing for me is that I think we ourselves change from time to time. I may be Tung Chiang, but I can also be somebody else in order to see things differently.--Tung Chiang
--Uni Chair (Metropolis Mag)

This looks like something a hectopus would use.

The administrative assistant and her two desk neighbors once sat near Alex, a colleague who chewed loudly and dripped his day-old jelly doughnuts. Their pleas to the manager to put a curtain around his desk were unsuccessful.

That meant they were forced to watch the day that his mess jammed nearly every key on his keyboard. Upon seeing it, the tech-support guy snapped on a pair of latex gloves like a seasoned proctologist and slammed the keyboard hard against the floor. --Jared Sandberg --Desktop dining: good, bad and getting ugly (Baltimore Sun)

Random Acts of Music

"I randomly subject people to whatever I'm listenting to," says the student. I thank her "for the subjection" and she moves on.

I suppose it's a good thing students at Seton Hill find me so approachable. But I'm definitely filing this one under "weirdness."

blogs.setonhill.edu is down

A shout out to Rachel Crump, who was just about to give an oral presentation on Dungeons & Dragons when the blogs went down at about 3:45 ... she had prepared thoroughly enough that she did a smashing job anyway, but what a nightmare!

I always bring a plain paper version of my talk, since I've seen plenty of presenters who were depending on technology crash and burn.

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 23.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your journal along with these instructions.

Neal Stephenson's The Diamond Age: "Score a few points for Bud!"Dorky but bookish (therefore fun) 'open the nearest book to page 23' meme

Questions (by whom, I don't know) had been raised about my collegiality and some had reached the ears of the search committees where my applications were under review. I racked my brain for the comment or incident that could have sparked such rumors. Had I inadvertently said something in a seminar or a conference that offended someone? I've never been arrested for brawling, malicious mischief, or damaging property. I remain undefeated in schoolyard fistfights because I've never had one. I could think of no professional circumstance where a teacher or a fellow student watched me fly off the handle.

And then a light came on. I had lost my cool in front of hundreds of witnesses by signing my name to a penguin mugging. --Jon T. Coleman

--Haunted by Penguins (Chronicle)

Some of my students insist that they should be free to write whatever they want in their academic blogs -- and indeed, I don't restrict them at all. But early this term I did ask a graduating senior to address all my classes on blogging ethics and the potential drawbacks of being too confessional (or, as Coleman might put it, "honest") in one's writing. Coleman's most recent article doesn't mention that Lighty was the victim of a "drunken rage" (emphasis added) which certainly makes for a more dramatic opening. The original article mentions his continued rage, with the added observation, "now I can bench press 350 pounds". I recognize the humor in the essay, which is part of a genre in which authors are known to embellish details in order to heighten the emotional experience for the reader. Still, if you construct an image of yourself as that angry, I don't think it should be a surprise if people start treating you as if you have a bad temper -- even if you don't.

Rural users lag in broadband adoption, and infrastructure availability is a reason for this. Here are some highlights from the Pew Internet Project’s February 2004 survey:

• 55% of all adult Internet users – or 34% of all adult Americans – have access to high-speed Internet connections either at home or on the job.
• 39% of adult Internet users – or 24% of all adult Americans – have high-speed access at home, an increase of 60% since March 2003.
• A surge in subscription to DSL high-speed Internet connections, which has more than doubled since March 2003, is largely behind the growth in broadband at home.
• DSL now has a 42% share of the home broadband market, up from 28% in March 2003.
• For the first time, more than half (52%) of a key demographic group – college educated people age 35 and younger – has broadband connections at home.
• Only 10% of rural Americans go online from home with high-speed connections, about one-third the rate for non-rural Americans.

--Broadband Penetration on the Upswing (Pew Internet Trust)

The full report is available as a PDF.

There is still the childhood picture just where it'salways been, right above "I was born Justin Allyn Hall in Chicago at 12:01pm on December 16, 1974." And there in the heart of the page is still the one-line paragraph that first woke me out of my early Web-surfing coma: "When I was eight, my father, an alcoholic, killed himself; much of my early writing wrestles with this." The minute I read that I knew this was not going to be your typical mid-90s nerdobiography. And eight-and-a-half million gut-spilling Web-autobiographies later, it still holds up. --Rob Wittig reviews Justin's links. --Justin Hall and the Birth of the 'Blogs (http://www.electronicbookreview.com)

An increasing number of us seem interested in learning political news only from media that tell us what we want to hear.

That's dangerous for the press and the people. What should be done? --Unvarnished Truth?: Perception of bias undermines media (Dallas Morning News)

So much for the evolutionary advantage of love. As to the proximate, immediate cause of love, scientists have found that the mother-offspring bond in humans and other animals is mediated by the hormones oxytocin and vasopressin.

What researchers at University College London have now found is that romantic and maternal love activate many of the same regions of the brain. The implication is that maternal love is the evolutionary basis, the foundation, for romantic love. --Rowan Hooper --What's love gotta do with it? (Japan Times)

Instead of starring a busty young woman or a porn stud with rock-hard abs, the Flash-powered site features an actor in a chicken suit, dressed in lingerie. And unlike previous big-business attempts to cash in on an Internet trend, the Subservient Chicken site quickly became an Internet hit. --Chris Ulbrich --Porno Hen Hawks for Burger King (Wired)

I confess I still haven't visted the site, but now that I see it apparently uses some kind of text parser (or at least it looks for keywords) it should probably count as a kind of text game.

While I study the classic interactive fiction works that don't include any pictures at all, many games during the genre's heyday mixed words with images; the hybrid genre hasn't attracted much attention.

There is much to celebrate in the development of Weblogging -- but the discussion of it is often uncritical and un-ambitious. If Weblogging is the answer, as so many claim it is, what was the question? As with the discussion of electronic voting, there is an assumption that there barriers have been put in the way of a democratic and public activity. It follows from this view that the Internet in general, and Weblogging in particular, are conscious answers to these challenges. Nico Macdonald --The future of Weblogging (The Register)

The 2004 Interactive Fiction Competition has opened for business. The yearly competition, now celebrating its tenth anniversary, is for short pieces of interactive fiction. At this point IF authors can sign up to take part in the competition, and everyone can learn how to judge the games when they are released in October of this year. --Interactive Fiction Competition Opens (Slashdot Games)

Testing my new RSS feed

BTW... What's a content aggregator?

Diaries and journals are a longstanding fixture of writing and foreign language classes. Journals are also commonly employed in other subjects, including lab notebooks in the sciences, and sketch books and portfolios for teaching the arts. Teachers often encourage students to keep notes of their own, and sometimes use these notes as an additional indicator of their progress. The earliest uses of weblogs thus far have been as replacements for writing journals. Despite difficulties, there are several advantages to the use of weblogs in this setting, especially in that they provide a more immediate and social environment for writing (Kajder & Bull, 2003), which when combined with the improvements to student writing that seem to accrue simply by moving to a computerized form of journals (Goldberg, Russel, & Cook, 2004), represents an obvious area for experimentation.

There has been a move over the last decade toward using portfolios of student materials to improve evaluation and learning. --Alex Halavais --Weblogs as 'replacement' educational technology (Alex Halavais)

While praising the information management and convenience of the online portfolios, Arnzen also noted a few downsides -- one of which was the fact that an e-portfolio is geared towards serving up the final product, rather than presenting a coherent reflection on progress.

But my freshmen who have been blogging almost since the first week of school will have a tremendous archive of material to consult when they are seniors. Those students who choose to submit electronic portfolios will probably be the ones who have taken plenty of new media journalism courses (and if I'm the instructor, I imagine they'll be blogging). To compensate for the weaknesses of the online portfolio genre, and to help students take fuller advantage of the strengths of the online medium, perhaps we need to rethink the reflective introduction assignment, which currently assumes that the student will write an ordinary prose essay. For those students who choose to submit an online portfolio, perhaps that introductory essay needs to be rethought as a series of individual blog entries, which themselves contain links back to important blog entries from the past. Thus, instead of clicking on items in a table of contents, the evaluation of an online portfolio will be like reading a hyperlinked narrative, written with the full knowledge that the very nature of the WWW means that the reader of an online portfolio will be reading the same way he or she reads any online text -- looking for bold keywords, bulleted lists, subject headings, and links, and slowing down to read in more detail only when the text is particularly interesting.

Link found via KiarosNews.

It's been almost thirty years since young Laura and Sandy Crowther sat down at a Teletype and took their first steps into the mysterious subterranean world their father, Will, created for them. Now, if Nick Montfort's Twisty Little Passages: An Approach to Interactive Fiction is any indication, Crowther and Woods's pioneering computer game Adventure and its descendants are finally beginning to garner the critical recognition they deserve. At only 286 pages, Twisty Little Passages is a small, accessible book that addresses a deep and complex subject. The author's stated intention is to bring us the first book-length consideration of interactive fiction (IF) as a legitimate literary field, and he has certainly succeeded. --John Miles --Twisty Little Passages [Review] (Slashdot Books)

I'm sitting in class
and it hurts my ass
I stare at the clock
and watch the time pass.
Tick tock; Tick tock
the professor; I mock.

The class is like hell,
unfortunately no bell
to ring to ring to let
me be free
I can't wait
I have to pee! --Amanda Hoffer --Cover slam...whaaaaat (Hoffer's Log)

By the way, I responded by reading "Did I Miss Anything?", which predictably got mixed reactions (the education students loved it!).

This was another one of those days when I remember why I wanted to be a teacher. I also feel we had a good day in "Intro to Literary study," though the students there weren't feeling quite as relaxed about poetry -- I've been asking them to wrestle with "Prufrock," and of course they have other work to do as well. Still, all in all a good day.

Prison officials destroyed computer files containing inmates' personal writing days after a prisoner won a national writing award, best-selling author Wally Lamb said.

Lamb, who teaches a creative writing workshop at the York Correctional Facility in East Lyme, said Wednesday that 15 women inmates lost up to five years of work when officials at the prison's school ordered all hard drives used for the class erased and its computer disks turned over.
--Lamb: Inmate Writing Erased (Norwich Bulletin/AP)

Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, Punk Rock, 
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the airlines --Billy Joel --Annotated 'We Didn't Start the Fire'

In order to gather sufficient resources to support my self, my spouse, and my offspring, I must augment my vision with externally mounted lenses, which I wear on the bridge of my nose. My glasses make me feel professorial; without them, I still feel like an ordinary person pretending to be qualified to teach. But if I didn't like them, I might consider eye surgery.

Twenty years ago, I got a cavity in a molar; the filling recently fell out, and now I wear a ceramic inlay that perfectly matches the color of my teeth.

In Florida, a newborn was recently fitted with a pacemaker the size of a quarter. How many of us know people who wouldn't be alive now, or at least wouldn't be the same, were it not for some technological advancement? Even if you exclude pills and other medical technology that doesn't actually live with you in your body, or treatments that reduce the pestilence that would have destroyed food and thereby limited our access to nutrition, or things such as an oxygen mask that can help us breathe for short periods of time, I wonder how many of us were at one point hooked up to some device that kept us alive or help us function on a daily basis.

We are becoming posthuman.

In a talk that covers the same ground as her book, How We became Posthuman, N. Katherine Hayles notes that becoming posthuman invokes both feelings of terror and pleasure. The terror, she says, is easy to understand -- she cites others who suggest that "Humans can either go gently into that good night, joining the dinosaurs as a species that once ruled the earth but is now extinct, or hang on for a while longer by becoming machines themselves."

She has more, however, to say about pleasure:

For some people, including me, the posthuman evokes the exhilarating prospect of getting out of some of the old boxes and opening up new ways of thinking about what being human mans. In posting a shift from presence/absence to pattern/randomness, I have sought to show how these categories can be transformed from the inside to arrive at new kinds of cultural configurations, which may soon render such dualities obsolete, if they have not already.

She traces challenges to Plato's assumptions involving a "stable, coherent self that could witness and testify to a stable, coherent reality." As humans, Hayles wants us to emphasize our embodied condition: "the complexities of this embodiment mean that human awareness unfolds in very different ways than intelligence embodied in cybernetic machines."

Our fascination with artificial life is not new. In the past, divine intervention was responsible as Cadmus sowed dragon's teeth that grew into an army; Ezekiel saw dry bones in the desert come to life and start praising God; Pygmalion carved the perfect woman who came to life as Galatea.

While I haven't done a full-scale examination of the history of artificial life, it seems that the earlier stories depended upon the gods, and tales that people of the past told each other to help them deal with the natural phenomena they observed but could not control. There are stories of mechanical birds and other toy-like amusements that depended on simple mechanical principles (springs and so forth) that only emperors could afford.

While we are fascinated by hybrids, but that fascination is closely mingled with repulsion.

Pairings of the gods with morals, half-human images such as the Sphynx, and the Minotaur, the story of which is worth quoting . Minos, king of Crete, offends Poseidon,

who avenged the insult by causing queen Pasiphaë to fall madly in love with the white bull. Her request to Daedalus was that he should help her consummate this passion. He did so by building an ingenious hollow wooden cow, covered with hide and with a door on top through which she could lower herself inside. Together, they wheeled it into the pasture where the bull was kept; Daedalus helped her get in, and then discreetly withdrew. Pasiphaë was completely satisfied, but to everyone's horror, she then bore the Minotaur, a creature with a man's body but a bull's head.

Our more recent stories rely more directly on the efforts to control nature. You may know Disney's version of The Sorcerers' Apprentice, where an army of brooms comes to life; that story is based on a legend, which seems to have more to do with science than with religion (a sorcerer, of course, being someone who can control the powers of nature in a God-like way, and who is therefore a threat to societies that would prefer not to have freelancers performing the duties traditionally reserved for uniformed specialists whose goals are better understood). The lazy apprentice uses magic to get out of doing his chores -- and the result is chaos.

Another quote from my book...

McLuhan queries the relationship between soul and machine with the following parable:

As Tzu Gung was traveling through the regions north of the river Han, he saw an old man working in his vegetable garden. He had dug an irrigation ditch. The man would descend into the well, fetch up a vessel of water in his arms and pour it into the ditch. While his efforts were tremendous the results appeared to be very meager.

Tzu Gung said, ?There is a way whereby you can irrigate a hundred ditches in one day, and whereby you can do much with little effort ?. You take a wooden lever, weighted at the back and light in front. In this way you can bring up water so quickly that it just gushes out. This is called a draw well.?

Then anger rose up in the old man'sface, and he said, ?I have heard my teacher say that whoever uses machines does all his work like a machine. He who does his work like a machine grows a heart like a machine, and he who carries the heart of a machine in his breast loses his simplicity. He who has lost his simplicity becomes unsure in the strivings of his soul. Uncertainty in the strivings of the soul is something which does not agree with honest sense. It is not that I do not know of such things; I am ashamed to use them.? (Understanding Media, 63)

The gardener in the parable seems to have no problem using tools (such as the shovel, with which he presumably dug the ditch, or the water vessel, both of which mimic the human action of cupping the hands). Yet the old man is ?ashamed to use? a machine (a word that comes ultimately from the Greek word for ?expedience?) that would allow him to ?do much with little effort.? (Jerz 4).

While my job wouldn't exist were it not for computers, it's far from a common experience that people who touch computer suddenly become rich without doing any real work. (Insert angry diatribe against the evils of e-spam.)

I read in the news that a military robot blew up in Iraq.

This is a good thing, those in the know are saying, because one of the things the designed to do is dispose of explosives. In "Firm Cheers Loss of Robot in Iraq," we read the CEO of iRobot saying, "It was a special moment -- a robot got blown up instead of a person."

 The Czech play "R.U.R. (Rossum's Universal Robots)," introduced the word "Robot" to languages around the country. In the play, Robots are an artificial form of life, created from what a non-scientific character in the play calls a chemical substitute for protoplasm.

The mad inventor Old Rossum was bent on usurping the role of the Creator by artificially reproducing a man in painstaking detail, while the practical industrialist Young Rossum produced a stripped-down version of humanity to be sold as inexpensive workers:

Domin: Practically speaking, what is the best kind of worker?
Helena: The best? Probably the one who-- who-- who is honest--and dedicated.
Domin: No, it's the one that's the cheapest. The one with the fewest needs... [Young Rossum] chucked out everything not directly related to work, and [in] doing that he virtually rejected the human being and created the Robot. (41)

Mass-produced by Robot-run assembly lines, Robots remember everything, and think of nothing new. According to Domin, "They'd make fine university professors." Rejecting Helena's theory that Robots have souls, the psychologist Hallemeier admits that once in a while, a Robot will throw down his work and start gnashing his teeth. The human managers treat such an event as evidence of a product defect, but Helena prefers to interpret it as a sign of the emerging soul.

In my book, Technology in American Drama, I comment briefly on the aesthetics of the Robot society:

The Robot is the ultimate commodity?a factory-built living machine, marketed by an idealistic businessman who hopes to turn human society into a work-free utopia. After human anxieties and greed lead to wars and depopulation, an awakening Robot society learns how to hate and how to kill. Lacking any frame of reference outside of the technological environment which gave them birth?no Nature to follow other than the restrictive order of the assembly line?their rebellion ushers in a grotesque new civilization that values nothing but self-serving efficiency and meaningless industry. After the extermination of all human consumers, unwanted goods pile up in storehouses, and the Robots keep working, simply for the sake of the ideals of productivity and efficiency. (17) (emphasis added)

If the story of robots taking over the world appears cliche today, that's because it speaks so powerfully to our present condition that artists can't resist putting their own spin on the story.

Posthuman AestheticsJerz's Literacy Weblog)

A long overdue Grand Finale to the celebrated 'Peanuts' cartoon strip. By Raymond J. Dartsch. With apologies to Schulz. --Rest in Peace, Charlie Brown

I couldn't stop clicking.

The artwork is decent, but the lettering is hard to read... I hadn't realized just how much Shultz's wobbly lines characterizied the words in Peanuts. And dealing with Snoopy so quickly -- especially in such an obvious, offensive way -- was a mistake. Dartsch should have saved that for later.

Having said all that, Dartsch really does seem to understand Charlie Brown's character.

Researchers are finding players can make sharper soldiers, drivers and surgeons. Their reaction time is better, their peripheral vision more acute. They are taking risks, finding themselves at ease in a demanding environment that requires paying attention on several levels at once.

While there are countless examples of children vegetating in front of the box, real learning is going on as well. Children who go online to play the World War II shooter fantasy Medal of Honor Allied Assault might last all of 14 seconds if they just hit the Normandy beaches with guns blazing. To succeed, they must come up with a plan - either by typing messages or talking through headphones to teammates whom they may never have met. --Daniel Rubin --Ahead of the game? (Philly.com)

If you use Google to search for "Judaism", "Jewish" or "Jewish people", the results are informative and relevant. So why is a search for "Jew" different? One reason is that the word "Jew" is often used in an anti-Semitic context. Jewish organizations are more likely to use the word "Jewish" when talking about members of their faith. The word has become somewhat charged linguistically as noted on websites devoted to Jewish topics such as these:

• http://shakti.trincoll.edu/~mendele/vol01/vol01.174
• http://www.jewishworldreview.com/cols/jonah081500.asp
  

Someone searching for information on Jewish people would be more likely to enter terms like "Judaism," Jewish people," or "Jews" than the single word "Jew." In fact, it's likely that most of the people currently using Google to search for "Jew" are those who have heard about this issue and want to see the results for themselves. --An explanation of our search results [Or, Google and 'Jew': Why is This Search Different from all Other Searches?] (Google)

Notice, by the way, how carefully worded this statement is. Google doesn't come right out and say "The results for this search are not informative or relevant." Instead, it characterizes the results of other searches as being excellent, then acknowledges that this one is "different". (The subtitle I added in brackets is a reference to the line spoken by the youngest child in the household on Passover: "Why is this night different from all other nights?")

Part attention to detail, part science, part Vulcan mind meld, exegesis allows a critic to enter and extend the context of a work of art, whether it be through the useful reductions of Sunday book reviews, the half millennium of minutiae that have accumulated to make Shakespeare ?The Bard? or revelatory reappraisals in the manner of D. H. Lawrence'sresuscitation of the writing of Herman Melville....

[W]henever I see a critic taking such liberties I'm not sure if I'm in the presence of genius or insanity, but I sure do laugh a lot. Which is, I'm pretty sure, the intention: among other things, the humour of a Camille Paglia or Wayne Koestenbaum or Dave Hickey makes conspicuous the subtle, easily ignored dramatic irony that informs all criticism. The idea that art?an enterprise whose primary function is to reveal the members of a culture to themselves?cannot be understood by that culture without Virgilian assistance seems, on the face of it, absurd, and this particular brand of exegesis, while often way off the mark (if not simply off the wall), nonetheless acknowledges its supplemental relationship to the text in question; its humour is inviting, yet also invites its own dismissal. How sad, by comparison, is the critic who seems unaware of the inner workings of his own profession, who acts as if he is the only one who sees Waldo in the picture and can point him out to you.

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Sven Birkerts. --Dale Peck
--The Man Who Would Be Sven (MaisonNueve)

I know Birkerts best as a bibliophile digging in his heels against the tide of digital culture, but Peck presents him as a kind of neo-modernist resisting the tide of postmodernism.

Can't resist adding this one... "The sentences grow simultaneously more turgid and cliché-ridden, all of which serves to obscure the fact that he is for all intents and purposes talking out of his ass."

I feel guilty for enjoying this essay so much... While I disagree with his mistrust of technology (which has lessened in recent years) I find him invaluable as a cultural critic who reminds me that I can get carried away in all that is (to me) so obviously wonderful about the Internet. But it is pleasant to read, in Peck's analysis of some of Birkerts' more complex allusions, another reminder of the need for clarity, even in intellectual essays.

Okay, one more quote...

His work, lacking even the take-it-or-leave-it premise of the significantly wackier readings of avant-garde theorists like Paglia or Koestenbaum, calls to mind the Talmudic and Biblical connotations of exegesis, in which rabbinical scholars and priests attempted to channel their congregants’ faith by means of interpretation of the scriptures, much of which interpretation claimed to be as divinely guided as the words it supposedly explained. This is exegesis of the give-a-man-a-fish kind. Its purveyors do not want to teach anything, lest they find themselves out of a job.

Much of the Blogosphere's current claim to fame, of course, has to do with its outward criticism of already established individuals and institutions. Blogs have been responsible for keeping Big Media on its toes and correcting common errors, misjudgments and mischaracterizations that have been spread by Big Media regarding various important stories and issues. Blogs have also been responsible for taking on powerful individuals for their errors of judgment. The crucial role blogs played in causing former Senate Republican Leader Trent Lott to step down from his position after making comments that were perceived as racially insensitive and nostalgic for a time in which bigotry towards African-Americans was the order of the day remains notable for all those who have kept close tabs on the development of the Blogosphere. --Pejman Yousefzadeh --The Blogosphere: All Grown Up Now (Tech Central Station)

You may feel excitement or dread -- or a combination of the two -- if you have been charged with creating a new course about online journalism. It's a tall order, and as you try to decide what to include in the course, you're likely to wish you had at least three semesters in which to cover everything. --Mindy McAdams --Teaching Online Journalism: How to Build the First College-Level Course (Online Journalism Review)

A Greensburg woman who celebrated her 21st birthday at a Hempfield Township bar and later broke seven teeth after falling from a vehicle in a drunken stupor filed a lawsuit Monday against the bar. --Woman sues bar (Tribune-Review)

There's something else that's terrible, here... can you spot it?

Better Dialog BoxJerz's Literacy Weblog)

Voice recognition systems have come a long way in the last decade and are used in places like call centres, home PCs and even mobile phones.

Dashboards are becoming the hub of the car But over the next 10 years, we could even be holding virtual conversations with the car dashboard. --Richard Taylor --Talking to your car becoming natural (BBC)

--Airline Meals (AirlineMeals.net)

[H]e looked overseas where he could pay $6 an hour instead of $60 for programmers. He hired a large, reputable Indian outsourcing firm a few months ago, then sat back and watched his troubles mount. Not only did the offshore team produce code that was full of bugs, they ran up big bills working overtime to fix their mistakes. Bertch finally canned the offshore contractors, hired several local programmers and started preaching to industry colleagues that managing such projects across oceans is doomed to failure. --Brad Stone --Should I Stay or Should I Go? (MSNBC | Newsweek)

The logic of the remix has made its way into consumer culture - we know that. But what we haven't yet identified is how to integrate that logic into the university (what I wrote about in my ctheory article). It took hundreds of years before the university completely adopted the logic of print as an organizing principle, and only in the late 1800s did the composition program evolve out of this logic. We can imagine assignments and pedagogy based on the remix ("adding a different and unique spin" to previously constructed arguments, writings, images, etc.). But what about the entire composition curriculum? How would a remix composition program function? What would it look like? How would students become remixologists instead of "precise" and "identifiable" figures (products of topic sentences and linear argument)? -Jeff Rice --Sprite Remix (Yellow Dog)

John Valiska, known as "Johnny Peeps" to his friends, is trying to eat more than 1,500 Peeps candies this Easter season. --Indiana Man Tries To Break 'Peeps' Record (WCPO - Indiana)

Check out this news item from Userland CEO Scott Young who started getting calls from Chris Allbritton's NYU students yesterday who were doing a story on blog software companies... --Student Journalists Outed Via Weblog (Weblogg-ed)

--Playmobil Security Checkpoint (Playmobil||Metafilter)

Back in the 1960s a model of color vision propounded by the late Russell L. De Valois, a Berkeley psychologist, had been interpreted as establishing that the categories red, yellow, green and blue were hardwired into the brain. That interpretation, however, fell apart after the model failed to predict the mix of frequencies that the eye perceives as "pure" colors (for instance, the model did not explain why the reddest-looking red contains a touch of blue). That left no physiological rationale for color categories. A more recent theory attributes universals in color vocabularies to the way the world is colored--that is, to the natural distribution of wavelengths. --Phillip E. Ross interviews linguistics professors.

--Draining the Language out of Color (Scientific American)

Computer games represent one of the fastest-growing, most profitable entertainment businesses. Making movies, by contrast, is getting tougher and more expensive, now costing, with marketing fees, an average of $103 million a film. That is one reason, among others, that those with power in Hollywood are avidly seeking to get into the game business while also reshaping standard movie contracts so they can grab a personal share of game rights.--Laura M. Holson --Out of Hollywood, Rising Fascination With Video Games (NY Times)

You are a GRAMMAR GOD!

--How Grammatically Sound Are You? (Quizilla)

"Capable of navigating the billions of thoughts, experiences, and emotions that make up the human psyche, the new Yahoo soul-search engine helps users find what's deep inside them quickly and easily," Yahoo CEO Terry Semel said. "All those long, difficult nights of pondering your place in this world are a thing of the past." --Yahoo Launches Soul-Search Engine (The Onion -- Will Expire)

--After some discussion all the outstanding issues in game studies had been settled. (Barry Atkins | Yahoo! Photos)

Most of what is being said regarding blogs in composition has been said before. Looking at the ?Guidelines for Using Journals in School Settings? approved by the NCTE on Commission on Composition on November 28, 1986 drafted by [Toby] Fulwiler, it seems that the basic assumptions of learning through blogging have been stamped as legitimate. Jeff Ward --Journals [and Blogging] (This Public Address)

Writers have always used the net to distribute novels and poems that could appear in print. But there's a tradition of experimenting with online forms such as email and chatrooms to tell stories that could only work online. Writers are taking this further by working with blogs. Indeed, with their short daily entries, reader feedback and links to the net, blogs seem purpose-built for creating episodic stories. Jim McClellan --How to write a blog-buster  (Guardian)

"He has never hurt anyone and he desperately needs help with his obsession," his wife said. "If he was a pedophile or a mugger they would be falling over backwards to help him, but because he is fascinated with taking cars and cleaning them nobody wants to know." --Jail sentence for Englishman who stole and cleaned dozens of cars

If you hope to accomplish anything, you will inevitably need all of the people you hated in high school. I once attended a very prestigious design school where the idea was ?If you are here, you are so important, the rest of the world doesn't count.? Not a single person from that school that I know of has ever been really successful outside of school. In fact, most are the kind of mid-level management drones and hacks they so despised as students. A suit does not make you a genius. No matter how good your design is, somebody has to construct or manufacture it. Somebody has to insure it. Somebody has to buy it. Respect those people. You need them. Big time. --Michael Beirut --Michael McDonough'sTop Ten Things They Never Taught Me in Design School (Design Observer)

Thousands of patients in NHS hospitals are being forced to watch television for up to 15 hours a day... Matt Durcan, an IT specialist, said he complained to staff at North Hampshire Hospital after he was unable to turn off the TV set beside his son's bed. --NHS patients 'forced to watch TV' (BBC)

Thanks, Rosemary.

Saint-Exupéry disappeared on a solo flight in July 1944 while photographing southern France in preparation for an Allied landing there.

Just one year before, the 44-year-old veteran pilot had published The Little Prince, which went on to become one of the best-loved books of all time.

--'Little Prince' author's plane wreck found after 6 decades  (CBC News)

Researchers found that doctors who spent at least three hours a week playing video games made about 37 percent fewer mistakes in laparoscopic surgery and performed the task 27 percent faster than their counterparts who did not play video games.... Rosser has developed a course called Top Gun, in which surgical trainees warm up their coordination, agility and accuracy with a video game before entering the operating room. --Verna Dobink --Surgeons Who Play Video Games Err Less (AP Wire/MyWay)

Infocom is long gone, but never mind. The original Infocom games are available for download at www.latz.org, and also for free play through AIM. A Web programmer named Andrew Baio has written an "AIM bot" that makes it possible.

Bots are simple programs that act like a human being who's subscribed to an instant messaging program. Hundreds of such bots have been written; America Online, for instance has its Safety Bot, which tells Internet users how to protect their privacy. Any AIM user can try it by adding AOLSafetyBot to his buddy list.

You can play some of the old text-based games in the same way. Just install one of Baio's bots, named InfocomBot, InfocomBot2, or InfocomBot3. Send a greeting to your new "buddy," then pick from one of several Infocom classics. Not sure what to do next? Visit brasslantern.org, where you'll find a beginner's guide to text-based gaming. It's all free, and you don't even need a buddy. --Hiawatha Bray --With IMs, friends can be foes (Boston Globe)

Via GoogleNews (where I've set up a bot to send me an e-mail when a new article shows up with the words "interactive fiction").

The hand is the great symbol of man the tool-maker as well as man the writer. But in our super-mechanized era, many young people have lost a sense of the tangible and of the power of the hand. A flick of the finger changes TV channels, surfs the web, or alters and deletes text files. Middle-class students raised in a high-tech, service-sector economy are several generations removed from the manual labor of factories or farms.

The saga of the discovery of the cave paintings can also show students how history is written and revised. The first cave found, at Altamira in northern Spain, was stumbled on by a hunter and his dog in 1868. The aristocratic estate owner, an amateur archaeologist, surveyed the cave but did not see the animals painted on the ceiling until, on a visit in 1879, his five-year-old daughter looked up and exclaimed at them. Controversy over dating of the paintings was prolonged: critics furiously rejected the hypothesis of their prehistoric origin and attributed them to forgers or Roman-era Celts. The discoveries of other cave paintings in Spain and the Dordogne from the 1890s on were also met with skepticism by the academic establishment. Funding for the early expeditions had to come from Prince Albert of Monaco. The most famous cave of them all, Lascaux, was found in 1940 by four adventurous schoolboys who tipped off their schoolmaster. Thus children, with their curiosity and freedom from preconception, have been instrumental in the revelation of man's primeval past. --Camille Paglia --Magic of Images (Arion)

This particular text, with the words separated spatially from images they describe, disturbs me -- I have to scroll back and forth between the words and the images. What kind of a web desiner would separate the images and lump together at the end? I'm sure they weren't separated during the original talk that this printed document was based on. A baffling design choice.

Anyway, this is more than the usual "what's the matter with kids today" article that older academics can't resist writing from time to time.

"You feel like you're the guy wearing the red shirt on Star Trek," says Kirwin, referring to characters who often died on the TV show. He helped train his replacements in 2002. "It's a very unpleasant situation. It's unfair. These people appeared, and they'd sit and shadow us and watch what we do." --Stephanie Armour --Workers asked to train foreign replacements (USA Today (will expire))

Unfortunately the economics of journalism push it into entertainment. Opinions (called columns) are cheaper than news as on columnist can crank out an opinion (based on the news of others) every day without leaving the office. Editorials ditto. Big colour pictures are cheap. Add a few token journalists that crawl around writing "in depth" stories about whatever place they are in when the story is due and you can call it a paper. The need to get linear inches from each live journalist employed, even if they didn't uncover anything of interest that day, encourages storytelling - the making of a story out of nothing at all - which is what we get. --Geoffrey Rockwell --Journalism and Storytelling (grockwel: Research Notes)

Now the U.S. ambassador to Hungary, Brinker is the E.F. Hutton of the breast-cancer world. When she speaks, anyone who'sanyone listens.

Brinker relies on the blockbuster PR value of the 5K Race for the Cure. The year-round calendar of cancer walks that draw grief-stricken yet hopeful patients and their loved ones, along with a fawning media, preserve Brinker and her group'simage as being on the side of the average American woman tragically afflicted with breast cancer.

So, most people would be surprised to learn that the Komen Foundation helped block a meaningful patients? bill of rights for the women the foundation has purported to serve since the group began in 1982.

Despite Brinker proclaiming herself before a 2001 congressional panel as a ?patient advocate for the past 20 years? who demands access to the best possible medical care for all breast-cancer patients, Federal Election Commission records show the foundation and its allies lobbied against the consumer-friendly version of the patients? bill of rights in 1999, 2000 and 2001. Then, Brinker trumpeted old friend George W. Bush in August 2001 for backing a ?strong? patients? bill of rights, although most patient advocates felt betrayed.

Mary Ann Swissler --The marketing of breast cancer  (Sacramento News & Review)

Swissler's article, though too strident for my tastes (just what exactly are those protestors dressed like nuns doing? Is the Church being blamed for breast cancer, too?), it's an excellent example of not taking PR at face value.

I'm blogging this for future reference -- I'd like to see whether my students can address

1. their response to seeing the apparently squeaky-clean motives breast cancer research fundraisers being challenged,
2. their response to rebuttals and Swissler's response (and more) and
3. their response to learning that Swissler is the former Seton Hall instrutor (not Seton Hill) who made a name for herself by sending a bulk e-mail calling her students "brats" and "lying sacks of [excrement]."

I think I might split the class in small groups, pretend that I didn't run off enough handouts, and give them overlapping but not identical groups of handouts.. one might be this sympathetic defense of Swissler, that explains the frustrations felt by "adjuct" faculty (part-timers with no permanent contract), but probably alienates student audiences by observing "those of us who teach in colleges and universities will have to face students exactly like the ones Swissler described: sexist, racist, immature, and sheltered. Fact is, she left a few things off the list. Let's add: bored, apathetic, cynical, stoned, and drunk."

Thus, no one student will have the whole picture, and they'll have to work it out among themselves.

It's too late in the semester to spring any more reading on my current students (who are, or should be, deeply involved in their final papers by now). Next term.

Here at work, one of my co-workers captured a screenshot of the blue screen of death and made that his screensaver.

I'm wondering if it is to make people feel bad for him, because if he is behind on a project and his screensaver comes on, then you think 'poor guy is going to lose all his work because his computer crashed again.' --Brian McCollum, in a comment. --Blue Screen of Death (Work in Progress)

Lawley is not alone in looking to blogs as a potential escape from the "course as online powerpoint slide" stranglehold of today's commercial course management systems. Charles Lowe of Cyberdash.com recently published an account of his own experience using open source weblogs (PostNuke) to support his online writing class; in a companion piece he compares PostNuke to Blackboard, and finds Blackboard lacking.

And he is not the only one coming to this conclusion. Laura Gibbs, in her blog post "Blackboard, Students and Publishing on the Web," pretty much captured the differences between a blog-based online learning experience and one provided by the traditional vendors when she said "Blackboard lets faculty members share documents with students, but it does nothing to promote web publishing by students." --John Kruper --Blogs as Course Management Systems: Is their biggest advantage also their achille's heel?  (The Electric Lyceum)

While the MoveableType back end is much better designed, because I use it all the time, even the minor annoyances consume far more of my time than the major annoyances in SHU's course registration program.

Another thought... while it's possible to set up a course so that a student must participate in Blackboard forum or post on a blog, the motivation to do is smaller, since the penalties for not doing so (or simply for not doing so today) are infinitesmal compared to the penalty of not getting any courses at all. How frequently do students need to add or drop courses, anyway? Yes, that's important technology to provide, but the tools to let students do that don't have to be perfect, because students have to register for classes if they want to be a student -- just like I have to report the grades, or I'm not doing my job. The interface can be less than beautiful if it gets the job done.

While I can see that the administrators -- who are usually the ones making the decisions regarding the purchase of courseware and registrationware (sorry for the dorky neologism) would think otherwise, I would prefer that my teaching not be leashed to software optimized for the occasional (once-a-semester) administrative needs of registration.

My students can still register for courses using the university's system if I ask them to blog. But Kruper makes a good point -- if my specialty were teaching human anatomy or French verb forms, I wouldn't have nearly the motivation to learn all this technological stuff. There would be other technological solutions that would appear to meet other, more immediate, needs.

Say, how do you feel about ice cream? Fan of the ice cream? Maybe it'll help soften the punch of Quality Inn's video game assortment. You've got three different kinds of ice cream bars to choose from, and they'll only cost you a buck and a half each. Finally, Atlantic City has a stereotypical bargain to match Vegas' gamut of three dollar all-you-can-eat buffets. There's just one little problem...


It's filled with crap, and I know what you're thinking. It's just gooey melted ice cream. Gross, but not too gross. You don't want to touch it, but even if you were unable to keep the ice cream wrapper from touching it, it wouldn't be a dealbreaker.
--The Worst Game-Room Ever! (X-Entertainment)

Looking back I am amazed that Mary and I have made it this far, both of us laboring as freelance writers, and nothing but. There is the constant danger of work running out, and from time to time it has. Once due to the harassment of the aforementioned child support authorities. However, we've always found more. In time. Sometimes barely, like the winter when the check arrived a week before the propane ran out. We've suffered from other small business dangers too. A (former) associate robbed us of a large amount of money and absconded into bankruptcy.

Still, it has been ten years now and I think I can safely say, no matter what happens, good or bad, I will never punch a clock again. This in itself makes all the hassle worthwhile. Corporations, in my experience, are sick and dysfunctional places where a few useless power seekers are allowed to make life miserable for employees, who by any human or moral measure are their superiors.

More than that, working for ourselves has allowed Mary and I to arrange our time so that we can write fiction. We work hellish hours, but we set the hours. I believe that we would not be working on our sixth novel now, or even our first, if we were forced to cater to the incessant demands of a regular employer.

--Eric Mayer --An Anniversary (Eric Mayer)

The study raised new questions about the teaching of history after it found that 11 per cent of the British population believed Hitler did not exist and 9 per cent said Winston Churchill was fictional. A further 33 per cent believed Mussolini was not a real historical figure.... Some 27 per cent of people interviewed thought Robin Hood, whose story has been featured in films by directors such as Kevin Costner and Mel Brooks, existed whereas 42 per cent believed Mel Gibson's Braveheart was an invention. More than 60 thought the Battle of Helms Deep in the Lord of the Rings trilogy actually took place....

Fictional events that we believe did take place
War of the Worlds , Martian invasion - 6 per cent
Battle of Helms Deep , Rings Trilogy - The Two Towers - 3 per cent
Battle of Endor , The Return of the Jedi - 2 per cent
Planet of the Apes , the apes rule Earth - 1 per cent
Battlestar Galactica , the defeat of humanity by cyborgs - 1 per cent

--Cahal Milmo --1066 and all that: how Hollywood is giving Britain a false sense of history (Independent)

Of course, it's Hollywood's fault -- how dare Californians presume to educate Britons? Listen to me now and believe me later, U.K. -- if you want your sense of history muddled beyond belief, get your own movies!

Honestly...

Note: An editor should have caught this: "More than 60 thought the Battle of Helms Deep in the Lord of the Rings trilogy actually took place." That should be "More than 60 people out of the survey of 2069," or, as the last paragraph in the story specifies, just 3%.

What I Need

Blanche tells Mitch about her husband. They were only teenagers when they married. The boy was beautiful, sensitive, and talented. She eloped with him, not realizing that the boy needed her help. She "discovered" his secret in the worst possible way: she found him in bed with someone else. Afterward, everyone pretended that nothing had happened. --Eddie Borey --ClassicNote on A Streetcar Named Desire (Gradesaver)

While it may have been the opinion of most of the theatre goers in the 1940s that a homosexual needed "help," the fact that this summary doesn't mention Tennesee Williams's own homosexuality means this summary is ignoring a heck of a lot of complexity.

All of these tracks were then installed into a device known as, appropriately enough, a laugh machine. | This 28-inch-high apparatus resembles an organ, having 10 horizontal and four vertical keys and a foot pedal. The engineer "orchestrates" the laugh track by using the keyboard to select the type, sex, and age of the laugh, while playing the foot pedal to determine each reaction's length. --Ben Glenn --The Laugh Track (TV Party)

("Ha ha ha ha ha ha!")

It also makes me think of a certain machine from Barbarella.

("Ohhh... snicker snicker chuckle." )

Stan Wagon, a mathematician at Macalester College in St. Paul, Minn., has a bicycle with square wheels. It's a weird contraption, but he can ride it perfectly smoothly. His secret is the shape of the road over which the wheels roll.

Stan Wagon rides his square-wheeled trike over a special roadway. Courtesy of Stan

--Riding on Square Wheels (Science News)

Quibble: that looks like a tricycle to me -- there's a basket in between two back wheels.

I am sanitaryware enthusiast (I have no idea why) and have been restoring and supplying antique bathroom fittings for the past fourteen years. I also collect trade catalogues, salesmen'ssamples and even full size W.C.'sand washbasins. --Simon Kirby --Flushed With Pride - The Story of Thomas Crapper (JLDR)

'Click Cancel to Proceed': Pop-Up Dialog Rhetoric

When I push "submit", I get the follwing dialog box:

Obviously the researcher wants good data, and gaps in the data are bad... so, while I first read a policy statement that indicated everything I was doing was voluntary and I could stop at any time, the rhetoric of this particular interface which privileges the researcher's perspective, thus working directly against the goals of the document that stresses that my contribution is voluntary. This interface pressures a volunteer to conform, since it presents going back to supply the "missing" data is the only "OK" option. By contrast, my decision to withhold information is associated with the "Cancel" button -- not exactly my favorite button in the world, since I click it only when I'm frustrated and giving up. While it's a stretch to suggest that I've been harmed by the psychological manipulation this interface attempts, I see the interface working against the ethical goals of the "your rights as a volunteer" statement I had to read through before I started the survey.

To top it all off, when I finally went ahead and hit "Cancel," I got a "server not found" message.

Not only did this survey waste my time, and the time of who knows how many other people who took it, it also wasted the time of the researcher -- who's going to have to get another list of potential survey respondents.

Oh, well... it gave me something to blog about.

To cut to the chase:

• The game industry currently doesn't believe in "game research". You're either working on a shippable product, or you're bullshitting around. Shippability implies minimizing risk; minimizing risk implies minimizing innovation.
• There are regions of design space that cannot be reached incrementally. That is, there exist new game genres that can't be invented through a sequence of incremental, shippable products.
• Academia currently has no funding mechanism (and potentially, no tenure mechanism) to support research inventing new game genres (research that often, along the way, involves solving some hard, first class technical problems).

So neither industry nor academia will do the non-incremental work necessary to explore these hard to reach regions in design space. Who will?

Michael Mateas --Whither Game Research (Grand Text Auto)

Do you know the origin of term BSOD aka ?Blue Screen of Death?? Well, the term ?Blue Screen of Death? was not the original acronym for BSOD. The original term meant the ?Black Screen of Death? and was seen when running under Windows 3.0. A user would attempt to run a DOS application and instead of the DOS application running, the entire screen would turn black with a blinking cursor in the top left hand corner of the screen. --Wallace B. McClure --Origin of BSOD ['Blue Screen of Death'] (All About Wallym)

The only way to get the industry to take risks on games that explore the missing themes of human experience -- heartbreak, betrayal, anticipation, jealousy, despair, eternal hope, grief, and so many others -- is to nurture students who are inspired and who are capable of inspiring others with their vision.... If academics can help instill inspiration, then the industry will find itself compelled by its undeniable humanity to take risks on unpredictably useful projects. And I'll bet many of those projects will also become massive commercial successes.

So what's the downside? This is a long-term project. I cannot commit to a return-on-investment proposition for inspiration, for talent, for art. This isn't just about reaping convenient rewards from university-funded experimental projects, getting cheap labor through internships, or plucking brilliant designers out of short-term certificate programs. --Ian Bogost --The Muse of the Video Game (IGDA)

The faithful, in order to be more true to the 'Jedi Code of Honour', crouch before each other and duck their 'heads' down as a mark of respect before enjoining battle. Some people think that's silly.

I thought it was silly, the first time I saw it. Then I saw everybody was doing it. And then I felt silly not doing it. --Bow, N*gger (Extra Life)

Before proceeding, the reader should fully understand that, within the University, esteem is defined in a special way. If something in held in high esteem, that thing has been judged likely to improve the University's rank in the greatly feared annual college survey published by US News & World Report. This rank is, of course, of great personal concern to the University's Administrators; if the University's rank rises, so too do their Careers; yet if the rank should fall, they are Toast. --Bryan Pfaffenberger --Prolegomenon to a Concise Model of the University (PfaffenBLOG)

One jarring aspect of proposals to reform scholarly publishing is that, all too often, they implicitly consider 'journals' as a single homogenous entity, to which one universal publishing model can be applied. On the contrary, diversity is everywhere. In any discipline, journals range from high quality 'must reads' with high rejection rates -- which in turn result in higher costs per published paper -- to publications which add little value to the articles as submitted, and are read by few apart from the authors themselves.

Journals are also published by a range of patrons, from individuals, and commercial publishers, to learned societies who use publication revenues to support their community in other ways. Likewise, a journal might be run largely by scientists working for free, or by professional editors. Some are electronic only, some have print editions. The list goes on. Any discussion of publishing models must surely take into account this heterogeneity. There is no one-size-fits-all solution. --Declan Butler --Access to the Literature: The Debate Continues [Introduction] (Nature)

In an online world where bloggers' frenzied mutual promotion seems increasingly the norm, the Wiki emerges as an oasis of dignified restraint. It was invented in 1995 by Ward Cunningham, who now works for Microsoft. But the underlying idea of the Wiki - a Web page that anyone can edit or even delete - could hardly be more antithetical to the Redmond way. In a sense, the Wiki is to the blog what open source is to proprietary software: a communal effort where group dynamics rather than a leader's fiat determine the end-result. --Glyn Moody --Of blogs and wikis (Netcraft)

I'd like to propose a little exercise, so I beseech you, the readers of this blog, my teachers and friends, to think of a cliche` and provide an alternate solution to it. --Neha --Thinking Outside the Box (Wanderlust)

...and a nervous public speaker, trying to get through a speech at a nudist colony by trying to imagine everyone in their underwear...

A new development in composition appears and those interested in that development use CCCC as a place to find each other, to learn just how much interest exists in the new development. Often the SIG tries to map the field, figuring out what's in and what's not, trying to locate the work in relation to other work.

For instance, in 2001, we indexed 32 sessions under the heading "Internet/Web," but the term blog (or even weblog) never occurred. Lots of "cyber" and "virtual" and "digital", but no blog. So blogs seem to be new--and some of us think they could be important for courses in first-year composition. --John Lovas --Blog Three Hundred Four [Blogs and CCCC] (A Writing Teacher's Blog)

Gonzalo: That'sbetter. Now, let me tell you something: narratology is a sham. It'sfor losers who can't get laid. You know what I'm saying? Narratologists can go suck it, as far as I'm concerned. Kiss my sweet ass, Vladimir Propp! You?re not going to put that in the transcript, are you?

Walter: Of course not. Well, looks like it'stime for me to go, now.

Gonzalo: Gonzalo ?The Political Games Guy? Frasca.

Walter: Gotcha.

--Coffee with Gonzalo Frasca (Ludonauts)

Gelotology-(root word, gelos (gr) meaning "laughter") is the psychological study of laughter. More and more, scientists are beginning to realize the value of laughter on a physiological level. For instance, laughter reduces levels of certain stress hormones and contributes to overall strengthening of the immune system. As the field of gelotology grows, practicing "laughter clubs" have grown around the world. Hearts lighten, souls lift, the laughter multiplies, but what is a laugh and why I am relating it to The Secret Life of Bees? --Anthony Gigliotti --Laughter, Freedom and Humor (Allow Me to Explain)

At any rate, a great post -- one that I wouldn't have been able to share with you if it had been a PowerPoint presentation.

Maybe PowerPoint is soo powerful that the mounting of critiques creates some kind of karmic vacuum--PowerPoint skepticism met cosmically by a surge of colorfully-themed shows rushed to the doubter's inbox. Two shows were sent my way in the past week. One was a self-evaluation for whether or not you (dear reader) would be a fit candidate for teaching courses online. (Slide One: Are you technically proficient with checking email?) The other involves staff encounters with media--how to talk to reporters. (Slide Fourteen: 1. Speak in short, concise sentences. There is no such thing as "off the record.") Time for an analysis likening PowerPoint to The Blob. Seriously. --D Mueller --Where'd You Put My Laser Pointer, Bart? (Earthwide Moth)

Students at Seton Hill University are expected to use PowerPoint, as if it is as fundamental a communication tool as word processing or e-mail. I ask my students to blog their oral presentations, encouraging them to cite their online sources, and thereby creating a reference page for other students. Often their oral presentation blogs attract one or two comments in between the time they post it and the time they present it; that's always fun.

Crutches, Pills, Insomnia, and OversleepingJerz's Literacy Weblog)

I turns out everyone is fine -- the poison control center said that she could've taken up to six before they got worried. Still, we're all rather stressed by the whole incident... we were up late last night talking, and I didn't hear my alarm this morning.

Just-in-Time HandoutsJerz's Literacy Weblog)

I rarely create paper handouts; if I'm going to design instructional material, I'd rather do something that can go right on my curricular website. The world at large simply doesn't need to know what I expect my students to do in Exercise 3, but my students do. I usually first show them the skeletal description of the assignment on the course web page, perhaps clicking them through one or two of the online handouts describing the assignment genre or major issues that are part of the assignment. I might write a refresher on the board the week before the assignment is due, and invite questions. If I get any e-mailed requests for help, I'll reply to the whole class.

My teaching strategy typically invites students to try to solve certain problems on their own first, after which they submit an ungraded draft for peer-review and/or my own review. I will then hold a more detailed workshop, focusing on a handful of issues arising from my examination of their rough drafts. Now that I have a better idea what parts of journalism, blogging, web authorship, or literary study SHU students find the most challenging, I think I'll be able to be more pro-active next time around. But for now, some students protest that, if they had known what I wanted in advance, they would have given it to me in the first place, and then they wouldn't need to revise it so much.

I do try to emphasize that as a writing teacher I am not so much interested in the efficient generation of perfect product, but rather my job is the much harder task of training them to develop a good process -- which includes the revision of multiple drafts (even if the original draft was pretty good).

Still, students want more guidance. I believe I've noticed that SHU students may have a little more trouble following oral instructions than I'm used to facing in the classroom, but perhaps that's simply because I'm teaching mostly freshmen, upon whom study guides and worksheets and checklists were lavished in high school.

A few times in the past few weeks, I've noticed that the students were hungering for a handout that I hadn't yet written, and that I wouldn't have the time to write in order to get it to them early enough to help them meet the deadline. Since I've given three talks in the past three weeks, I'm feeling a little more frazzled than usual, but I tend to overprepare my handouts because I'm always trying to add to my collection of online instructional tools.

The world at large doesn't really need to learn how Jerz wants his EL150 students to complete Exercise 4...

Here's where the "just-in-time handout" comes in. It's not pretty, but it's the process, not the product, that counts.

When students seem to have more than the usual amount of questions about a topic or assignment, I've started opening a blank word processor at the teacher's station in the front of the room, typing subject headings, and then asking the class to help me fill in the details. When the class period is over, we've collaborated on the rubric (see the "presubmission report handout" (for Intro to Lit Stud). It's far from my best handout -- it probably won't make much sense if you weren't there in the class as we were constructing it -- which only shows just how much effort goes into preparing an instructional resource for the Internet. I tell myself that it's OK for me, once in a great while, to create a handout that's just for the students of one class, and that is' OK for me to use the Internet like a photocopier, simply to distribute that handout without turning it into a respectable online document.

As I lead the class discussion and insert student comments in the proper spaces in the outline, I wonder if perhaps more students are doodling instead of taking notes. Further, sometimes I wonder whether that typing student contributions into a word processor is fundamentally different from doing the same thing with marker on the whiteboard. And if I already knew what parts of which assignments my students would find challenging and which they would find easy, maybe I wouldn't need to spend class time fielding so many questions and tweaking assignment parameters.

The wisdom bourne of experience is something I'm lacking in my first year teaching in a brand new program. Fortunately, I'll see many of these students again, and I'll get to the same courses again with new students. I'll learn what works.

Update, 05 Apr: This entry has generated some discussion on Pedablogue, Mister B.S., and CultureCat. Thanks for the great conversation, everybody.

Many advocates of computer-mediated distance education emphasize its positive aspects and understate the kind of work that it requires for students and faculty. This article presents a qualitative case study of a Web-based distance education course at a major U.S. university. The case data reveal a taboo topic: students' persistent frustrations in Web-based distance education. First, this paper will analyze why these negative phenomena are not found in the literature. Second, this article will discuss whether students' frustrations inhibit their educational opportunities. In this study, students' frustrations were found in three interrelated sources: lack of prompt feedback, ambiguous instructions on the Web, and technical problems. It is concluded that these frustrations inhibited educational opportunities. This case study illustrates some student perspectives and calls attention to some fundamental issues that could make distance education a more satisfying learning experience. --Noriko Hara and Rob Kling --Students' Frustrations with a Web-Based Distance Education Course (First Monday)

I tend to over-prepare online handouts, adding to them year after year, adding ever more examples and explanations. One year when I filled out the syllabus in advance, with links to every handout and sample assignments to download, the students felt the website was confusing and overwhelming. The next year, I prepared all the handouts and supporting documents, but only added them to the online syllabus gradually, as the students felt a need for them. This caused a different problem, in that students felt a little frustrated that long detailed handouts appeared after they struggled with a much shorter set of instructions and produced a rough draft that, they felt, would have been better if they had known, in advance, the kind of document I "wanted" them to produce.

It's human nature to ignore the instructions, so I'm not surprised when students don't read the eight-page, densely hyperlinked handouts I sometimes foist upon them. In a face-to-face situation, I can very easily talk my way through any online instructions that are vague. I think I may have been depending too much on orally presenting information. Hmm... it's ridiculously late, but I just had a thought. (See next blog entry.)

Prometheus, who stole the secret of fire and shared it with man, is often represented as a thinker; his name means ?forethought,? and is credited both with founding civilization and inciting Zeus to curse mankind with the necessity of labor. In 1929 Eugene O?Neill examined the power of both religion and technology in his expressionistic play Dynamo, featuring a young atheist (Reuben Light) who worships the generator at the local power plant because he believes it contains the soul of his dead mother. Three contemporary plays produced by the Federal Theatre Project interpreted the legend of John Henry -- whose battle with the steam-powered drilling machine (stylized by one of the playwrights as a wrestling match with a robot) rejects the gift of Prometheus, but embraces the curse of Zeus. The John Henry legend, which flourished as technology encroached upon jobs formerly filled by semi-skilled laborers, celebrates back-breaking physical labor as part of man'snatural and preferred state. Using the Prometheus myth and Henry Adams'sexploration of the American tendency to let technology fill its spiritual vacuum, I propose to examine O?Neill'splay and three contemporary dramas inspired by John Henry. --Dennis G. JerzVariations on Prometheus: Eugene O?Neill'sDynamo and the John Henry Legend in American Drama [Abstract] (Technology and Religion )

Small academic organizations looking for publicity but lacking the funds for a web designer, teachers interested in exposing their students to feedback from real-world audiences, and individuals who simply like to write may all find weblogs valuable, even outside the setting of a composition classroom.

We already see barefoot and pajama-clad students in the classroom; I think it's high time to make the classroom more visible to the student 24/7, preparing them for the life-long learning habits and intellectual attitudes towards life that our catalogs and recruitment brochures promise they will acquire by the time they leave.

Bloggers who are excited about their work tend to intersperse required blog entries with personal ones, reading and commenting on blog entries written by students who are not in their classes; this can energize a whole community. Several students directly compared blogging to discussion boards, and explicitly stated that they did not put as much effort in their discussion boards because they knew nobody outside the class would ever read their work.

While blogging has percolated past the computer programming, new media, and journalism departments, and is making inroads in composition and literature, the potential for blogging in first year experience, recruitment, retention, and alumni relations is almost completely untapped. (Collaboration, anyone?)

(A "Teaching and Learning Forum" at Seton Hill University.) --Dennis G. Jerz

--The Blogosphere: What's in It for Me? (An Introduction)Jerz's Literacy Weblog)

Web loggers, or bloggers for short, are that new breed of armchair documentarian, chronicling the day's events -- politics, sports, music, arts, family, dating life, anything -- on Web sites that are updated daily, or several times a week. But unlike a newspaper Web site, which brings a new front page with new stories each day, yesterday's blog musings generally aren't wiped out by the next day's postings. Scroll down, and see what was on the blogger's mind yesterday, last week and last month. --Pittsburgh goes blog wild (Post-Gazette)

--IF Quake (Loonyboi)

Hand over hand, he slid it up past the sinus that sphinctered and wheezed wetly around the plastic, and Jimmy grinned when the jug fogged with his breath, proving he'd made a tight seal. This egged him on as the tube caught for a moment against the back wall of his sinuses -- a dull knock against the door to his brain, somewhere behind his eye sockets -- and with one big shove he pushed it through the membrane and into the stringy fibrous underside of his cerebrum. --Mike Arnzen --An Ounce of Brains (The Dream People)

The text adventure lives on as a result of a network of websites and Usenet groups, and each year this small community gathers to hold the IF competition, in which amateur entries are subject to peer review.

Dennis Jerz, associate professor in English and new media journalism at Seton Hill University, Pennsylvania, says interactive fiction scratches a particular itch among some players.

"An IF game requires the player to combine the textual analysis skills of a literary critic with the problem-solving drive of a hacker," he says.

Anthony Fordham --Harking back to good old texts (Australian IT)

I guess it's hard to get away from the nostalgia angle in mainstream coverage of IF, since that's an obvious way to make the story relevant to the average reader (the average IT professional, in the case of this particular paper). Fortunately, Fordham doesn't overdo it.

People use these devices [i.e. remotes] while watching movies or TV shows at home. Given this, two key elements of the user's situation are likely to be:

• Wearing glasses for distance viewing, rather than reading
• Low levels of lighting

Of course, a young designer whose vision hasn't yet started to deteriorate wouldn't have the first problem. And anyone reviewing design options in a brightly lit meeting room wouldn't have the second problem. Finally, professionals reviewing design proposals are likely to be sober, whereas many of their customers will be making a major dent in a six-pack, reducing both visual acuity and clarity of thought. If your customer base is likely to imbibe, you must design accordingly. --Jakob Nielsen --Why Consumer Products Have Inferior User Experience (Alertbox)