Language: June 2006 Archive Page

In general, we can slip up in a verbal conversation and get away with it. A colleague may be thinking, "Did she just say 'irregardless'?", but the words flow on, and our worst transgressions are carried away and with luck, forgotten.

That's not the case with written communications. When we commit a grammatical crime in emails, discussion posts, reports, memos, and other professional documents, there's no going back. We've just officially gone on record as being careless or clueless. And here's the worst thing. It's not necessary to be an editor or a language whiz or a spelling bee triathlete to spot such mistakes. --Jody Gilbert --10 flagrant grammar mistakes that make you look stupid (Tech Republic)
I'd call these copyediting errors rather than flagrant grammar mistakes, but that's quibbling.

Of course, I make mistakes, too. (My sister regularly alerts me to typos on this blog.) As an English teacher, I'm very conscious of the way that class makes its mark in our language. I'm personally interested in correct grammar because I not only love the English language but make my living off of teaching about it, so there's a heavy dose of self-interest surrounding my grammar vigilance.

While I did tell a group of English majors "The world's hamburgers need to be flipped" when they were frustrated by a lesson on the passive voice, threatening my students that their writing makes them look stupid is not really part of my pedagogical philosophy.
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05 Jun 2006

Beast Number

666 is the occult "number of the beast," also called the "sign of the devil" (Wang 1994), associated in the Bible with the Antichrist. It has figured in many numerological studies. It is mentioned in Revelation 13:18: "Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is 666." The origin of this number is not entirely clear, although it may be as simple as the number containing the concatenation of one symbol of each type (excluding M==1000) in Roman numerals: DCLXVI==666 (Wells 1986). --Beast Number (Mathworld | Wolfram Research)
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04 Jun 2006

Cute vs Brainy

Don't call me "Honey." Call me "Smart Girl." --Carolyn Maureen Jerz (age 4).Cute vs Brainy (Jerz's Literacy Weblog)
How perceptive children are, at an early age.

Of course, next week she'll be back to "My name is Sally. My family was killed in a car crash. Can I be your new girl?" or "I want to be a boy."
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It's only made worse by the lame assignments many comp instructors assign (or are forced to assign): 1. A turning point in my life! (Get ready for five hundred essays about, "The time I got drunk? And almost had a wreck? And now I realize how precious life is?" or 2. My personal hero! (Get ready for another five hundred essays about, "My mother is my hero! Because she's always there for me! Even though I can't say what exactly I mean by that! And even though, duh, that's what mothers do!") Anything--ANYTHING--you say about a freshman comp essay will immediately be taken as a personal assault on the student her/himself. In a math class, no one takes it as a personal critique if an answer is marked as "wrong;" in a freshman comp class, any grade less than a "A" is taken as a slam against the student, since after all he/she is just "expressing myself." And when you assign a "personal turning point" type of assignment, it just compounds the issue: "So sorry, Bubby, but your essay on fire safety and the tragic burning death of your grandmother only merits a 'C'! Now, if gramps had died, too, that might merit a 'B'!" --didmycomptime --Re: Is freshman comp really a chore? (Chronicle of Higher Education Forums)
Seton Hill used to have a required, two-semester "Thinking and Writing Seminar," that included cultural identity topics (education, race, gender, class, family) and built up to a research paper. There were a few academic papers in the common reader, but there were also plenty of essays that were argumentative without being academic (a very entertaining Michael Moore essay comes to mind). But the students who emulated that kind of nonacademic persuasion were not prepared for the researched essay that was supposed to be the culmination of the two-semester sequence. As a result, some students who aced the cultural material bombed the writing component, and some good writers who didn't do all the culture-related assignments had to take the class over again. Add to that the fact that some of the instructors were more interested in the cultural material than in the writing component, and some (like myself) were more interested in producing good writers than in getting students to explore and express their cultural identities.

This fall, thank goodness, the STW course has morphed into a one-semester composition basics course -- sentences, paragraphs, main ideas, that sort of thing. Students can test out of it, or they can retake it as many times as necessary. Then they'll move on to what is now a one-semester course that's still called "Seminar in Thinking and Writing," where the instructors can proceed on the assumption that their students have been taught how to write a paragraph and how to revise.

Last year the faculty voted to approve a new writing-intensive component, in which every major will have at least one course designated as writing intensive. While some faculty have expressed unhappiness because they feel that writing is not their area of expertise, it's very clear to me that I know nothing about the writing one is supposed to do in a French class, or a psychology class, or a math class. Who does know about that kind of writing? Naturally, the French, psychology, and math teachers.

Didmycomptime should add "The day my team won (or lost) the big game."

Another great comment, from a different poster: "I also have a low opinion of marijuana legalization papers--too many of them were written while high."
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Katharine Close, an eighth-grader at the H.W. Mountz School in Spring Lake, N.J., is the first girl since 1999 to win the national spelling title. She stepped back from the microphone and put her hands to her mouth upon being declared the winner. She recognized the word as soon as she heard it.

"I couldn't believe it. I knew I knew how to spell the word and I was just in shock," said Katharine, who tied for seventh-place last year. "I couldn't believe I would win." --Darlene Superville --13-year-old N.J. girl wins spelling bee (Yahoo! News (will expire))
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