McSweeney's:
Horatio thinks he saw a ghost.Thanks for the suggestion, Mike. (Twitter would probably catch the back-and-forth spirit of a drama a little better.)
Hamlet thinks it's annoying when your uncle marries your mother right after your dad dies.
The king thinks Hamlet's annoying.
Laertes thinks Ophelia can do better.
Hamlet's father is now a zombie.
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