Taught to Remove all Thought

Count your ideas. Be careful not to have too many. | And if a student dares to have four ideas, instead of three? . . . Toss one out. Only three ideas allowed. I've seen students fail assignments because they had the wrong numbers. | And they can't stop writing that way. Many have told me, even in tears, that they try to write differently, but they can't. | Brainwashing does that. Now, imagine the future." --Lynn Stratton --Taught to Remove all Thought (Floridian)
Is it really this bad? The hated "five paragraph essay" is a device we teach our students so that their biology and economics teachers will be able to find the answers they want the students to produce on essay tests; these professors typically don't want to see a student's rough drafts, and typically aren't intersted in helping the student discover knowledge and take ownership of its expression. (Of course, there are teachers who are exceptions.) Seton Hill University is going through a plan to identify certain courses as "writing intensive," and restrict the enrollment so that the instrutor will have more time to work with writing. (My colleague Mike Arnzen rather gutsily pointed out that, based on the administration's guidelines, all English courses should be designated "writing intensive," and we should therefore reduce the enrollment in all the courses we teach; but I doubt that his suggestion caused more than a passing chuckle from the administration.)

I don't think there is anything wrong in teaching students to write in a manner that their professors who are not writing experts will appreciate. But I spend a lot of time teaching students who have already mastered the five-paragraph essay to unlearn that form and adapt to the requirements of a news article, a memo, or a web site. Sometimes it's easier to teach students who don't have to unlearn their knowledge of the traditional English essay. I'll have to revisit this whole discussion in January.

Link found via a comment by "cgb" on Kairosnews.


4 Comments

Will Gayther said:

"and typically aren't intersted in helping the student discover knowledge and take ownership of its expression"

Meh. Other professors simply assign such an overbearing workload that "discovering knowledge" is something you find you no longer have time to do, despite their enthusiasm.
Amanda said:

THE FIVE PARAGRAPH ESSAY.

The stumbling block of my freshman fall semester. Unlearning has been harder than learning. Especially with a blockhead like me.

Amanda, you're hardly a blockhead! Can you tell me what one thing helped you the most move beyond your mastery of the writing style you were praised for in high school?

Amanda said:

Deadlines...I stopped acting and SHIFT+F7ing when I realized that I had a paper due the next day.

Leave a comment


Type the characters you see in the picture above.

Recent Related Entries

Collaborative Authorship Made Easy
A good overview of the issues relating to using Wikis in the classroom. From the NCTE Inbox Blog:The benefits for collaborative writing should be obvious. Wikis allow multiple authors to edit a text easily. While the video doesn't discuss it,...

Does anybody remember that Facebook thing?
A group of Seton Hill graduates who bonded through the SHU blogosphere in 2003 and 2004 have continued to use their blogs, and there are some newer students who have made an effort to continue their blogging this summer. Since...

Go Ahead, Steal My Car
The Chronicle Review ponders the effects of Grand Theft Auto IV:You need to be honest with yourself. Go outside and find a locked car -- or go to the back alley where missile launchers hover in a glowing light waiting for...

Above the Law?
Inside Higher Ed:Student newspaper advisers are something of an endangered species these days. They often get caught in the middle when administrators and student journalists clash over content, and in more than a few cases on college campuses in recent...

Using Text Analysis Tools for Comparison: Mole & Chocolate Cake « Digital Scholarship in the Humanities
Lisa Spiro posts an interesting analysis:I wanted to get a quick visual sense of the two texts, so I plugged them into Wordle, a nifty word cloud generator that enables you to control variables such as layout, font and color....