Driving the Spike [Scroll down a bit]

All of this carrying on is fine, but if Spike really wants shows men like to watch, they've missed a few great concepts. Here are ten new programs that appeal to real men:

  • The Explosion Show - Every week, the hosts fill some interesting object with black powder and then, well, you get the idea...
  • Crank Callers - Contestants harass strangers and win prizes
  • Celebrity Mud Wrestling - The name says it all
  • Target Practice - Like those hunting shows on the Outdoor channel, except that the big game they're after is the neighbor's lawn ornaments
  • Psycho Friends Network - Wisecracking comedians staff fortune-telling phone service
  • Pick-Up Truckers - This is our reality show: Blue collar guys are taken to a real bar and compete to see who can be the first to convince a female patron to come home with them
  • Mug Shot Makeover - Fashion experts visit the drunk tank with timely grooming advice
  • Riding Lawnmower Demolition Derby - OK, it's sort of a sport, but it's not on ESPN
  • Cheer Factor - Adult cheerleader routines are rated by regular guys with number cards
  • Simian Nightly News - The events of the day are reviewed by chimpanzees dressed in designer suits

Are you listening, Spike?
--Driving the Spike [Scroll down a bit] (Every Fool's Guide to the Universe)
This site seems to archive only by page, so I can't send you to the entry I'm quoting from. It's the one posted at 9:58PM.

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