"’Ah, it was a bunch of boring stuff,’ said a slouching, mumbling Geremek, 17, at a press conference shortly after his return from the future Monday. ‘It totally blew.’"
—Sullen Time-traveling Teen Reports 23rd Century Sucks (The Onion)
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