is — besides being further evidence that the Internet spells the end of society as we know it — a novelty service that allows customers to e-impregnate a person of their choice.  The recipient will receive an e-impregnation notice and learn who e-impregnated them, as well as an update on their virtual pregnancy every two weeks (via email)…. —eBunintheOven.com

Thanks for the link, Anne. But not quite as good as Matt’s suggestion — the prime number pooping bear.