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How Catholics Know They're Driving Too Fast

Dennis G. Jerz / 9 Nov 2002

Image of the interior of a car with a rosary hanging from the rearview mirror; the tiny figure of Jesus, his hair blown back by the wind, has been blown off the cross and is clinging to it precariously.
—How Catholics Know They’re Driving Too Fast (Peugot?)

Sent by Rosemary Frezza. Thanks for the laugh!

9 Nov 2002 in Amusing, Design, Humanities, Religion, Technology.

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3 thoughts on “How Catholics Know They're Driving Too Fast”

  1. Phil says:
    20 Feb 2005 at 1:59 am

    Thanks for the Laugh!

    Can you please email me the picture! I will be forever grateful.

    Phil

    Reply
  2. Anonymous Coward says:
    4 Oct 2005 at 11:30 am
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  3. Mark says:
    16 Jul 2008 at 8:17 pm

    From a “former” Catholic (now a non-denominational Christian), this is some really funny stuff! Catholics, other Christians, and even Jesus Himself can get a chuckle from this one!

    Reply

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