“Dear Strong Bad,|Right now I am putting off writing a paper for my English class. Can you write my Englilsh paper? I don’t even care if it’s good or not. I just don’t want to do it.” —A Well Thought-Out Englilsh [sic] Paper, by Karl “The Yellow Dart” SmithHome Star Runner)

Never underestimate how a cool nickname and a little bit of cash can affect the grade of your “Englilsh” paper.