“Many had wondered beforehand if there would be any foul play involved in the rematch. But Pirates first baseman Randall Simon, who made national headlines on July 9 after hitting the Italian Sausage in the head with his bat during a race at Miller Park, promised Friday afternoon not to get involved with the race.” —Smoked Sausage: Pierogies Prevail (Pirates)
Since I’ve just moved from Wisconsin to Pennsylvania, news of the perogie’s victory over the sausages is particularly welcome.
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