“A hole in the ground, like any other structurally engineered design, is just an artifact of human technology,” said Will Whitfoot, mayor of the town of Michel Delving and a spokesman for the hole-dwelling community of Hobbiton. “Like any tool or technological artifact, it has no moral imperative per se, but performs strictly according to the needs of its user.” —Hussein Capture Unfairly Stigmatizes Holes, Say Hobbits (Watley Review)

Perfectly silly.