The Advertising Slogan Generator

I Want My Jerz.
Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Jerz.
Today’s Jerz, Since 1903.
The Appliance of Jerz.
When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Jerz.
Hope It’s Jerz, It’s Jerz, We Hope It’s Jerz…
Make Fun of Jerz. —The Advertising Slogan Generator (The Surrealist)

About that last one… Huh?

5 thoughts on “The Advertising Slogan Generator

  1. You missed it. I had a random set of those in the header of my page for a few months, with mrjerz as the static component. It was funny stuff. Ain’t no party like a mrjerz party.

  2. My first click read, “Look Ma!No Neha!” and the second one said “The Neha of a New Generation!” I’m taking this an omen. I get to leave home in the Fall!!!

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