Dave's Stupid Adventure Game Final

You are a student. That should be enough to depress you in these tough economic Liberal dominated times, but you are troubled by a weightier burden – ITEC802. What you though would be a nice little romp in the woods has turned out to be tougher than finding weapons of mass distruction.

You want your life back. —Dave’s Stupid Adventure Game Final (IETC 802, Macquarie University)

A final exam in this programming course is to create an interactive fiction game… the excerpt is part of the game’s prologue. The original file is a PDF.