College administrators have been enthusiastic supporters Eve Ensler‘splay The Vagina Monologues and schools across the nation celebrate ?V-Day? (short for Vagina Day) every year. But when the College Republicans at Roger Williams University in Rhode Island rained on the celebrations of V-Day by inaugurating Penis Day and staging a satire called The Penis Monologues, the official reaction was horror. —Christina Hoff Sommers —Why Can’t They ?Just Get Along?? (National Review Online)

At first, I thought this was an Onion article. This is both sad and hilarious.