Terrorist cells in Baghdad are in mourning for suicide bomber Ahmed al-Khalaf, 19, who was killed by a car bomb Monday, 200 yards from an Iraqi police station, his intended target.

Suicide Bomber Killed En Route By Car Bomb

Sources within the insurgency said al-Khalaf was “on his way to becoming a glorious martyr” when he was struck down by the car-bomb explosion. Twenty-three other civilians were also killed. —Suicide Bomber Killed En Route by Car Bomb (The Onion (Satire))

Sick. Hilariously sick. A great example of irony.