I don’t know what it is, but I just can’t seem to connect at all with the average audience. Seriously, folks, what is the problem here? I’ve been doing this a whole lot longer than any of the clowns out on the circuit these days, so I think I know a thing or two about my craft by this point. These kids coming up now, they wouldn’t know funny if you spelled it out for them with a 22-page Translator’s Foreword in a special edition from Oxford University Press. —Aristophanes —Today’s Audiences Just Don’t Get Me (The Onion (Satire))