Web hunt for Lotus louts

Metro.co.uk A trio of vandals are facing trouble after posting a video of themselves smashing up a Lotus Elise on the internet. The three filmed themselves leaping and jumping on the bonnet and roof of the £20,000 sports car, parked in Marylebone, Central London. After originally posting the video on their MySpace pages, the group quickly withdrew it after learning of a witchhunt by angry internet Lotus fans.

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