Help! I may be running out of excuses for not wearing...

My son just handed me my serving of noodles in the butter substitute container. Recycling.

Today's annoying adventures of adulting: fixing the bathroom ceiling fan.

My laptop hard drive is full & my comfort-food shelf is empty

"She even disgraces the name of Linton." --Heathcliff, on his simpering wife Isa...

Those shoggoths hacked from lungs unspeakable