My wife & daughter are in the kitchen, yelling & crying in fake Italian accents. (Practicing their toy shop tantrum…
@penguins season tickets! @stagerightgbg is raffling off $25 chances on 2 season tickets worth $4000. #pittsburgh #hockey Who's interested?
Yes, the Spartans' one-word response to Philip's threats was both laconic and bold. Yes, I chortled while making a *hilarious*…
As a high school student, I wrote a fan letter to AC Crispin, in which I critiqued her capitalization. (She…
Snickering over Monday's quiz question about the Rosenthal rule. (Paraphrased: Reporters who BLEEP elephants can't cover the circus.)
"Daddy, THAT gum costs. $1.59. If you buy THIS gum for me, you'll save 30c!" "I know how we can…
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RT @SamekAshley: On a side note I'm going to feel really weird tweeting during mass #el227 #openliturgy
When the theater major called his journalism minor a "safety," the journalism majors (including former music & theater majors) laughed.
I earned a +8 or +9 spousal bonus when I told my wife this little essay, by Rosemarie Urquico, made…