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Ganymede Totalled In Three-Moon Pileup

Astronomers at the Palo Alto Observatory are citing “lunar error” as the cause of the three-moon pileup that totalled Ganymede and severely dented Callisto and Europa Monday, causing an estimated $700 quadrillion in damage. —Ganymede Totalled In Three-Moon Pileup (The Onion (Satire))

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