“Hear me now: Jim Henson was Kermit. Steve Whitmire is a Henson impersonator. Admittedly, a damn talented one — his Ernie, in particular, nearly captures the affability and innocence of the original — but the equal of Henson? Step back from the brink, Dennis.” —I Appreciate The Muppets on a Much Deeper Level Than YouThe Onion)