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Buttered Mashed Potaotoes Classic Filled Candle

--Buttered Mashed Potaotoes Classic Filled Candle (bathandbodyworks.com

—Buttered Mashed Potaotoes Classic Filled Candle (bathandbodyworks.com)

I’m sorry, this seems… wrong.

Thanks for this link, Rosemary. It has disturbed in me in ways that I would prefer to forget.

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moira says:

27 Dec 2004 at 12:34 am

I thought that candle was bad but... OMG Karissa that is the most vile product I have ever seen pushed! Yeuck! *vomits*
Karissa says:

26 Dec 2004 at 10:50 pm

Wow. Some string of comments here...! (LOL!)

I thought to go along with this post that perhaps you might get a kick out of this. How about some green bean flavored soda? *ick* :P
Dennis G. Jerz says:

23 Dec 2004 at 5:49 pm

Are you waxing melodramatic because of that chip on your shoulder?
rosemary says:

23 Dec 2004 at 4:35 pm

Please taper off posting these wicked puns or someone will flame you!
Dennis G. Jerz says:

23 Dec 2004 at 10:43 am

It is better to eat one candle than to curse the crockness.
Julie Y. says:

22 Dec 2004 at 3:35 pm

I could see (smell?) that.

On the other hand, I was drawn in by the appearance of the candle -- white with a yellow pat of butter. I would eat the candle, but in comparison, I would not be interested in eating the Country Crock potatoes.
Dennis G. Jerz says:

22 Dec 2004 at 3:32 pm

I know this probably won't make much sense, but it's the fact that this is the scent of buttered mashed potatoes that really makes me somehow morally violated. I don't know why.
Jule Young says:

22 Dec 2004 at 3:23 pm

While we're on the subject of disgusting things dealing with mashed potatoes, how about those mashed potatoes that come in the Country Crock tub? http://www.countrycrocksides.com/sides/default.asp

Who wants to eat mashed potatoes disguised as margarine? Ick.
rosemary says:

22 Dec 2004 at 10:24 am

Thanks for the update Donna! Hmm, not sure I want to smell like I just fell into (or climbed out of) a vat of cookie dough. And spreading freshed baked cookie scents in your wake without actually having fresh baked cookies to give to your guests is just wrong!
Donna R. HIbbs says:

22 Dec 2004 at 9:29 am

I hate to break the news to you, Rosemary, but Bath & Body Works has indeed come up with something just as annoying--a whole line of bath products scented with cookie smells. That way, you can smell as if you just baked, without having any cookies to give your guests.