Fifth-Grade Science Paper Doesn't Stand Up To Peer Review

Nogroski presented his results before the entire fifth-grade science community Monday, in partial fulfillment of his seventh-period research project. According to the review panel, which convened in the lunchroom Tuesday, “Otters” was fundamentally flawed by Nogroski’s failure to identify a significant research gap.

“When Mike said, ‘Otters,’ I almost puked,” said 11-year-old peer examiner Lacey Swain, taking the lettuce out of her sandwich. “Why would you want to spend a whole page talking about otters?” —Fifth-Grade Science Paper Doesn’t Stand Up To Peer Review (The Onion (satire; will expire))

Thanks for the suggestion, Will.