Okay, please stop drooling

It perfectly pulls together four important tools that no geek should ever be without (USB flash drive, LED light, Swiss Army knife, ballpoint pen). These functions have been skillfully integrated into this single super tool. Along with all these great features you also get the legendary construction quality and materials that Swiss Army knives have become famous for throughout the world. The USB flash drive portion of the knife can easily be removed, for safe airline travel (and successful passage thru security).
—Okay, please stop drooling (Think Geek)

Thanks for the link, Rosemary.

>>(makes fake cough sounding like “birthday”)<<

>>(makes fake cough sounding like “October 11”)<<

Hey, maybe I could use this to carve that.