Okay, please stop drooling

It perfectly pulls together four important tools that no geek should ever be without (USB flash drive, LED light, Swiss Army knife, ballpoint pen). These functions have been skillfully integrated into this single super tool. Along with all these great features you also get the legendary construction quality and materials that Swiss Army knives have become famous for throughout the world. The USB flash drive portion of the knife can easily be removed, for safe airline travel (and successful passage thru security).
Okay, please stop drooling (Think Geek)

Thanks for the link, Rosemary.

>>(makes fake cough sounding like “birthday”)<<

>>(makes fake cough sounding like “October 11”)<<

Hey, maybe I could use this to carve that.

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  • My problem with this one is the same as my problem with all my other swiss army knives...I always lose them when they fall out of my pocket. :-(

  • I put my car keys on my knife, so that if I ever should misplace it, I won't get very far.

    Well, then I guess I took the kinfe off my keychain to go through airport security, and somehow the knife never got back on.

  • Great find. The thrill of this one for me wouldn't be the gee-whiz-ain't-Swiss-Army-knives-clever factor, but the vicarious thrill of virtually stabbing my computer.

  • Hi Dennis...How do I subscribe to your blog via rss? I tried clicking on the "XML" button and it didn't work, and when I tried entering your address in Bloglines nothing came up.

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