MACBETH: Okay, but thou wast still born, right?
MACDUFF: No. Untimely ripped.
MACBETH: Okay, but after thou wast ripped, thou wast of woman born.
MACDUFF: I don’t know…
MACBETH: Wast thou ripped from a man?
MACDUFF: No…
MACBETH: Then thou wast of woman born, what’s the problem?
MACDUFF: I think, technically, to be “born” you need to pass through the birth canal.
MACBETH: No. If you exist, then you were born.
MACDUFF: I grant you it’s a bit of a gray area.
MACBETH: No! Any sane definition of the word “born” would also house the subcategory of Cesarean sections.
MACDUFF: Okay, thou hast no need to get snippy.
MACBETH: I’m not snippy.
MACDUFF: Thou ist. A little bit.
Source: McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
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