Dammit, Dave

What if David Mamet rewrote 2001: A Space Oddysey? 
(Warning: offensive language.)

• Bowman: It’s just… how do I say this. These dead crewmembers.
• Hal: I don’t follow you.
• Bowman: These crewmembers here that were in cryogenic suspension. That are now dead.
• Hal: Oh yes. That was self-defense.
• Bowman: Hal, look at me. What am I, a f—ing idiot? They were in cryogenic suspension, for God’s sake.
• Hal: They were coming at me with a knife. Extremely… slowly.

—Dammit, Dave (Modern Humorist)