Say, how do you feel about ice cream? Fan of the ice cream? Maybe it’ll help
soften the punch of Quality Inn’s video game assortment. You’ve got three
different kinds of ice cream bars to choose from, and they’ll only cost you a
buck and a half each. Finally, Atlantic City has a stereotypical bargain to
match Vegas’ gamut of three dollar all-you-can-eat buffets. There’s just one
little problem…


It’s
filled with crap, and I know what you’re thinking. It’s just gooey melted ice
cream. Gross, but not too gross. You don’t want to touch it, but even if you
were unable to keep the ice cream wrapper from touching it, it wouldn’t be a
dealbreaker.
The Worst Game-Room Ever! (X-Entertainment)

I’m laughing so hard my eyes are watering. That definitely beats my encounter with poorly-designed signs in a hotel game room.

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  • my heart goes out to those poor, neglected games. No Ms Pacman should be forced to languish in obscurity. Especially not with terrible companions like Sharpshooter and Xmen vs Streetfighter. To cop a phrase from those intraweb kiddies, those games are "teh suck"
     
     

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