Dear organization from my past that just sent me a scolding email…

Dear organization from my past that just sent me a scolding email for missing an “important deadline” for making your job easier: How nice that you have “arranged a deadline extension” for me so that I can “finalize this important… project by verifying [my] data.”  Perhaps this is all a “critical concern” to you, but in the time it could have taken me to call your toll-free number, I have instead written this snarky blog post. You’re welcome.