Young scholars have expressed their rapture for the Bronze Lullaby, the Taco Bell Cannon, Beethoven’s Erotica, Tchaikovsky’s Cracknutter Suite, and Gershwin’s Rap City in Blue. In defining musical terms, they also demonstrate that they know their brass from their oboe. Music sung by two people at the same lime is called a duel; if they sing without music it is called Acapulco. —Music 101 Exam Answers“The Internet”)