Fans Outraged at New Character in The Return of the King

“A recently leaked trailer for The Return of the King has Tolkien fans outraged over the apparent addition of a new character – Jar-Jaromir. The scene depicted in the trailer shows Jar-Jaromir shouting, ‘Gondora gonna fallsa’; he then trips over a corpse and knocks down a couple of Uruk-hai.” Brian BiggsFans Outraged at New Character in The Return of the KingBBspot [satire])

The comedy bits added for Gimli’s scenes in The Two Towers do seem to have been a bit much, though I have to admit I laughed (or at least chuckled) when I first saw them. But if Lucas had done Tolkien, the satirical article linked above might not be too far-fetched. “Gondora gonna fallsa”? You could have come up with better spoof dialogue than that, Mr. Biggs. Still, the fake quote from a fan trying to rationalize the connection between Middle Earth and Star Wars is hilarious.

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