Kitty Litter: Coarse `Cat in the Hat' is another case of Seuss abuse

Believe me, I’m all for the well-placed bit of flatulence, but this is Dr. Seuss, for Pete’s sake, and the onslaught of burps, farts, pee, puke, and almost-bad words is stunningly miscalculated. —Ty BurrKitty Litter: Coarse `Cat in the Hat’ is another case of Seuss abuse (Boston.com)

This movie sounds awful, but I haven’t read more entertaining reviews in a long time. Here’s another priceless quote: “If the producers had dug up Ted Geisel’s body and hung it from a tree, they couldn’t have desecrated the man more.”

Here’s my take on it:

I will not watch it on TV.I will not watch on DVD.
I will not watch it on the screen.
I will not watch with tot or teen.

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  • I will not watch it at my house
    I will not watch it on my couch!
    I see the adds but I don't care
    I will will not watch it anywhere!

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