Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can't Index

Executives at Google, the rapidly growing online-search company that promises to “organize the world’s information,” announced Monday the latest step in their expansion effort: a far-reaching plan to destroy all the information it is unable to index. —Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can’t Index (The Onion (Satire))

Hooray! It looks like The Onion’s archives are available online for free now. They’ve also changed the headline, which used to be a graphic, into text. That makes it much easier to copy-and-paste the headline into a blog page. (Previously, I had to retype it.)

My news writing students are going to be paying a visit to these archives….

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  • About time the Onion's archives are free! I've been waiting forever to read..I'd guess you'd say backlogs of the most famous satire in the world! Huzzah!

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