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RT @Historiator: “The man who loved alien landscap…

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… but in real life, not every secret held by a p…

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Death of an adjunct

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Dennis G. Jerz | Associate Professor of English -- New Media Journalism, Seton Hill University | jerz.setonhill.edu

I told them to put their name on both pages.

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