@CordeliaLogan If he were real, and had been my co…

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“2011 called. They want their meme back,” I teased…

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14 Machines That Were Brilliant in 1985

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Word to describe the sorry state of the MLA Job In…

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My son just scoffed at Kirk’s infamous “One to the…

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The “Monsters, Inc” company play helped me teach Shakespeare

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Insipidest. Play. Ever. –Pepys, on “A Midsummer Night’s Dream.” Sort of.

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I told them to put their name on both pages.

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RT @nowviskie: @tcarmody @amandafrench @jenhoward…

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