Hobbit 419

Dear MR BAGGINS, Fellow Conspirator, I am Thorin Oakenshield, descendant of Thrain the Old and grandson of Thror who was King under the Mountain. I am writing you to discuss our plans, our ways, means, policy and devices for rescuing our treasure from the dragon Smaug. — Stephen Granade riffs on the Nigerian e-mail scam…

Best shopping mall playspace ever! (Dublin, Ohio)

Similar:Thank you, anonymous person who left a container of Oreo minis outside my door.PersonalUnnatural Selection (ST:TNG Rewatch Season 2, Episode 7)Rewatching Star Trek: The Next Generatio…MediaAnother 10 sq cm of details for a #steampunk control panel. Just background eye candy, not…AestheticsI may or may not make a zapping sound under my breath while phasering your…

Grammar Puss

If language is as instinctive to humans as  dam-building is to beavers, if every 3-year-old is a grammatical genius, if the design of syntax is coded in our DNA and wired into our brains, why, you might wonder, is the English language in such a mess?  Why does the average American sound like a gibbering fool every time he opens his mouth or puts pen…

Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs

Okay, this is my one frivolity before diving into my hell Monday (featuring an unbroken stretch of three back-to-back classes and a committee meeting): According to a Natural Resources Defense Council survey, 78 percent of sinister one-eyed industrialists based in the Arctic have been forced to relocate their powerful underworld shadow governments, with many now…

Confessions of a Car Salesman

It’s a transparent ploy to get Google rank via incoming links, but it’s also a great piece of investigative reporting. By Chandler Phillips. “We would hire you here at Edmunds.com. Then you would go out and get a job as a car salesman and work for three months.” “Selling cars?” I asked unnecessarily. “Right.” “Where…

College for $99 a Month

[F]our-year degrees typically require two luxuries Solvig didn’t have: years of time out of the workforce, and a great deal of money. Luckily for Solvig, there were new options available. She went online looking for something that fit her wallet and her time horizon, and an ad caught her eye: a company called StraighterLine was…

Composition/Writing Studies (Tenure Track)

Assistant Professor of Composition/English Institution: Seton Hill UniversityLocation: Greensburg, PACategory: Faculty – Liberal Arts – English and LiteraturePosted: 09/09/2009Application Due: 11/13/2009Type: Full TimeNotes: included on Affirmative Action emailSeton Hill University seeks specialist in Composition/Writing Studies for tenure-track, Assistant Professor of English, beginning fall 2010. The faculty member will teach composition and related courses in the…

Summer Reading Book Discussion 2009: This I Believe – New Media Journalism @ Seton Hill University

The Seton Hill registrar describes how her devotion to mathematics and logic has helped her serve her community. “Nearly everything I need to know, and that I currently believe, I think I’ve learned at school board meetings…. I’ve survived seven elections, I’ve been beaten up by the press, made deep friendships and bitter enemies. I’ve…