“It’s like these sci-fi nerds can’t handle the real world, so they hide in a fake one,” says sports fanatic Scott Moreland, whose online fantasy-football team, DaJerseyJintz, was 4-1 at press time. —Walking Sports Database Scorns Walking Sci-Fi Databasesatire from The Onion)
Similar:
Sesame Street had a big plot twist in November 1986
I played hooky from work to see Wild Robot with my family
I was perhaps a bit more conversational and chipper than usual during class today. A grinn...
As part of an ongoing feud over the rights to use a particular shade of ultra-black paint,...
Our family has seen David Whalen in the persona of Sherlock in five or six different shows...
A young father sold his beloved sports car for “diaper money.” Years later, the man’s son ...