Charley X
Well-punished laughter,
Token of a child’s longing:
Beehive disappoints.
—Star Trek HaikuWeasel Breweries)

This page presents every episode of classic Star Trek, reduced to a single haiku. Thanks for the link, Rosemary.

Hey… there’s no haiku for “Turnabout Intruder”. I’ll fix that…

His gold-tunic’d bod
Enraptures Dr. Janice
She swaps hers for his